'The latest Twitter storm to strike involves the maker of an exercise bike who dared to target women customers in online ad campaign.
Thank St Nicholas for the mainstream media and the army of Twitter feminists for saving men across the world from yet more accusations of being sexist pigs this Christmas.
Anyone thinking of wrapping an exercise bike in a ribbon and giving it to their female partner, family member or friend has been safely warned away from that unforgivable blunder.
Imagine Peloton trying to sell its exercise bicycles and online spin classes to women! What were they thinking? It’s like shouting “you’re fat and you’re ugly” into the face of anyone who is lucky enough to be gifted one of their $2,000 exercise machines along with on-demand cycling programs.
The online advert featured a grateful owner of a Peloton bike making a video for her husband which shows how her health and fitness has changed over the course of one year, and saying: “A year ago, I didn’t realise how much this would change me.”
Tired of finding real people for whom they can take offense, some Twitter users are looking for fictional beings, actors, and actresses on YouTube adverts who will give them a reason to pump out guff on social media.
Meanwhile, the BBC duly plays its part by ordering teams of “reporters” to trawl the internet and conflate disparate opinions on a topic into the faux outrage of a manufactured Twitter storm.'
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