‘Good day to you, nice to be back – £310,000 from the BBC and ITV for not naming me was not enough, but then I was the mentor of Margaret Thatcher – you know, “monetarism”. Geddit?’
House of Commons Speaker’s wife Sally Bercow facing £50,000 High Court battle over Lord McAlpine tweet after she gives his ridiculous demands the finger
‘What? She said NO? But you said …’
‘In a statement tonight, Lord McAlpine’s lawyer Andrew Reid said: “I am disappointed that the press has become aware of the proceedings between Lord McAlpine and Sally Bercow. However, I am still hopeful that we will be able to reach a sensible agreement to settle this matter with the second set of solicitors, instructed by Mrs Bercow, without the need to proceed to a trial.’
Oh, I bet you are, mate.
It might dawn even on you eventually that the British public is sick and tired of your antics.
So when are you announcing which genuine children’s charities will be getting the £310,000 McAlpine? You seem to be taking your time.