There Is A Massive Scam Going On Here - 'Drake' Announces Green Light! Mass Arrests Will Now Commence!

Oooh, er, misses

Drake arrives to make his announcement …

… Or is it ….

What do you say, Frankie?

Titter: a suppressed laugh, chuckle, or snigger.

Oh, don’t suppress it, Frankie, surely.

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Blimey, Ashtar Command is on the case now – I wondered what happened to him

Message from Ashtar Command: ‘Cue the Orchestra’

(Cue the bloody white coats, more like.)

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