Everyone Knows David Cameron is a Lizard. So Why Does the Telegraph Continue to Deny the Truth?

Prime Minister David Cameron denies he is a lizard.

Cameron’s Chancellor George Osborne agrees.

President Obama also gave Cameron his support: ‘It says here that our great ally is not a lizard – he just looks and acts like one … er, like me.’

‘Did I read that right, Mr Axelrod, sir, please, sir?’

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