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Attorney General Dominic Grieve has blocked the release of private letters the Prince of Wales sent to seven government departments. A court ruled last month that the correspondence should be published. But Mr Grieve said it was an exceptional case where the letters formed part of the prince's "preparations for kingship". Publishing the "frank" views would "seriously undermine" his ability to fulfil his duties as King.'

No, it would seriously reveal the lengths to which an unelected man on State income support tries to impose his will upon government decision-making, thus demolishing the breathtaking nonsense that the monarchy is 'purely ceremonial and symbolic'.

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