‘They have made it look like a soccer ball to hide it from us. They have inserted a pipe and then a flower to make others think it’s a vase.
First I was 70% sure that I am a pig wrestler from Indo-China, then it was 90%. The final stage is that I eat the flower, drink the water, kick the ball and wrestle the pig before running down the street in a ballerina’s outfit shouting “I’ll Pas de deux, if you will”.’
‘Mr Netanyahu, sir, it’s time for your medication …’