I heard today that I once worked for MI5.
That must have been at the same time that I sprouted wings, flew to the moon for a green cheese sandwich and then went on to Mars for a chocolate bar.
Oh yeah, I remember now.
The Moon is Made of Green Cheese
The moon is made of green cheese,
The star of ‘Titanic’ was John Cleese,
Canada is slightly smaller than Greece,
Corn is closely related to black-eyed peas,
Honey comes from birds, not bees,
Elephants sometimes climb trees,
Prophet Muhammed roamed the high seas,
Top lawyers don’t charge high fees,
World War Two didn’t disturb the peace -
And Susan loves me.