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Old 12-06-2011, 02:11 PM   #5021
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Can't handle hard drugs
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Old 12-06-2011, 02:14 PM   #5022
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probed the wrong hole
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:17 PM   #5023
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Old 12-06-2011, 04:53 PM   #5024
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a common mistake made....
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:23 PM   #5025
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when assholes have teeth
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:29 PM   #5026
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:29 PM   #5027
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:59 PM   #5028
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And indications of halitosis
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Old 12-06-2011, 10:06 PM   #5029
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because of rotting poo
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Old 13-06-2011, 12:33 AM   #5030
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Old 13-06-2011, 08:27 AM   #5031
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Old 13-06-2011, 07:02 PM   #5032
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Old 13-06-2011, 07:41 PM   #5034
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Old 14-06-2011, 01:25 AM   #5035
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Old 14-06-2011, 01:26 AM   #5036
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Old 14-06-2011, 02:26 AM   #5037
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Old 14-06-2011, 07:50 AM   #5038
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rectum, which made him
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Old 14-06-2011, 11:10 AM   #5040
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