14-02-2009, 05:43 PM
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Eminem singing about Illuminati....!!!!
Of all people though... WARNING! SWEARING (no wonder though boils my blood too) LYRICS There's an intruder in my house He cut my phone-lines can't dial out I scream for police but I doubt They're gonna hear me when I shout [rapping] A couple of cocktails have sent me to jail there's a couple of cops hot on my trail But this time, when I get pulled over there's a doberman pincher and a pitbull in the seat these pigs'll get bit for fooling with me quit fooling with me Bitch, you're gonna see No pistol in the seat why it always gotta be an issue when you're me and which you're gonna see in the long run Im'a be the wrong one you wanna harass with this limo tinted glass flashin that flash-light on my ass where was you at last night when the ass wholes ran up on my grass rapper slash actor kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass they took away my right to bear arms what I'm posed to fight with bear palms? yeah right they coming with bombs, I'm comin with flare-guns We as americans [Chorus] We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look how our shit has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We as Americans Us as a citizen We are cemeritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look how our shit has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans Im'a make Vuku bucks wearin Vuku vests Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest but you know who whith an "S" tatooed to my chest But I've Finessed It Now I got the Industry pissy eversince me and Dre split it 50/50 on 50 it's funny We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty Fuck money I don't rap for dead presidents I'd rather see the president dead It's never been said but I said precedents understanders and they can't stand it My name should've been bastard the shit should've been plastered on my forehead with a stamp I should've been blasted I should've been had a cap put in my ass but I'm too swift and fast for that one bastard I'm too old to go and cruise Gratiot Fuck that shit I done seen a fast this rap shit can turn into some pap-pap shit that quick snap click but this time they got fucking auto-ma-tic (jamaican) and no one gon' test this mon Clack [Chorus] We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look at our shit has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We as Americans Us as a citizen We are cemeritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look at our shit has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans (SSHHH) I got a secret if you can keep it between us I tuck two Nina's under my jeans either side of my penis under my Long Johns under my Sean Johns when running with the long arm or the long long gone Im'a do five years or less than that no questions asked it might be a good idea that I stop right here and quit while I'm ahead already in the red already got a steady infrared nipped on my head A target on my back bigger problems than that Bin Laden on my ass he probly gone send a task I ain't gone even ask they ain't gone let me pack they ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my Weed at We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look at our shit has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We are Americans Us as a citizen We as cemeritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look at our shit has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans My other music thread of Iron maiden. http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52630 |
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09-04-2009, 04:34 AM
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we made you
we made you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...rah-Palin.html http://www.metrolyrics.com/we-made-y...cs-eminem.html WE MADE YOU Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus Jessica Simpson – (Eminem) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin - now come in girl (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… my love You'll never live without , I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think hes about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You’re my Amy, im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made you So baby, baby Get down, down, down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, down down Baby, get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE, 2020, Yeah |
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