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martg · 06-09-2009, 09:44 PM

wow, so much history has been kept from us.
i wonder who the otters learned from

coco · 06-09-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by martg

wow, so much history has been kept from us.
i wonder who the otters learned from

We don't know ourselves! What we know has been passed from our elders. Granted, we don't know as much as the other people on this board. We only know about our little corner of the world.

ex_anser_ovo · 06-09-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by martg

wow, so much history has been kept from us.
i wonder who the otters learned from

I read that otters learnt it from flea circus acrobatics. But fleas are even more secretive. So the otters pretended to sleep and used night-vision microscopes to spy on them.
And that is why night-vision and microscopes were invented...before telescopes were.

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Originally Posted by coco

We don't know ourselves! What we know has been passed from our elders. Granted, we don't know as much as the other people on this board. We only know about our little corner of the world.

Damn, that must mean what I read about the fleas was erroneous.
My image of real true history on this matter is shattered.

coco · 06-09-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ex_anser_ovo

I read that otters learnt it from fleas. But fleas are even more secretive. So the otters pretended to sleep and used night-vision microscopes to spy on them.
And that is why night-vision and microscopes were invented...before telescopes were.

No, not at all. I checked the ANNALS OF ALL HISTORY.

Ah yes, Aristotle Otter was a great inventor, astronomer and mathmetician.

According to ancient myth he invented the night scope 'so as to illuminate the night as the day'. He patented the idea. Made a fortune. Got arrested for voyerism. He worked it out, though. The charges were dropped.

Afterward, he got the idea for the micro-telescope -so he could keep on eye on those fleas from a safe distance! But the micro-telescope wasn't for everybody, so he consulted with his marketing firm who in turn looked to the R&D department and they came up with the regular telescope, and the hoola - hoop!

martg · 06-09-2009, 09:54 PM

cunning little otters

David Carradine in Kung Fu was originally going to have a pet flea.
but the studio scrapped the idea because they couldn't risk the truth coming out

coco · 06-09-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by martg

cunning little otters

David Carradine in Kung Fu was originally going to have a pet flea.
but the studio scrapped the idea because they couldn't risk the truth coming out

martg · 06-09-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by coco

No, not at all. I checked the ANNALS OF ALL HISTORY.

Ah yes, Aristotle Otter was a great inventor, astronomer and mathmetician.

According to ancient myth he invented the night scope 'so as to illuminate the night as the day'. He patented the idea. Made a fortune. Got arrested for voyerism. He worked it out, though. The charges were dropped.

Afterward, he got the idea for the micro-telescope -so he could keep on eye on those fleas from a safe distance! But the micro-telescope wasn't for everybody, so he consulted with his marketing firm who in turn looked to the R&D department and they came up with the regular telescope, and the hoola - hoop!

ah so (

) that makes sense, I remember the stories of Aristotle Otter for my Otter History class at night school, but it was all Anti-Otter Propaganda (probably originating from those evil mudcrabs).
they said he was married to a skunk, and stole all his ideas off a particularly intelligent oyster. of course it's all lies and slander.

ex_anser_ovo · 06-09-2009, 10:16 PM

MADtv: Blind Kung Fu Master 2 - YouTube

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lol. It kinda fits with both kung fu and The Warriors.

coco · 06-09-2009, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by martg

ah so (

) that makes sense, I remember the stories of Aristotle Otter for my Otter History class at night school, but it was all Anti-Otter Propaganda (probably originating from those evil mudcrabs).
they said he was married to a skunk, and stole all his ideas off a particularly intelligent oyster. of course it's all lies and slander.

The mudcrab has been trying to get voted into the council for some time now. Admittedly, the council is dominated by the fur bearing woodland creatures with the occasional reptile or amphibian. The mudcrabs really aren't all that bad, they just feel they haven't received their due and sometimes they go to lengths to promote themselves. You do have to keep your eye on them, though...........So you can find the and prepare them for dinner!

And sometimes the oysters can come up with a pearl of wisdom.

Bwahahaha!! I made a funny! Oysters? Pearl of wisdom? Hahahaha!!!

BUT SERIOUSLY, Aristotle was an otter about town according to legend. It is said he had knew many 'ladies of the fur'.

coco · 06-09-2009, 10:26 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eshP_JGAo4'

lol. It kinda fits with both kung fu and The Warriors.

Ha! Bobby Lee is outrageous!

martg · 06-09-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ex_anser_ovo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eshP_JGAo4'

lol. It kinda fits with both kung fu and The Warriors.

LOLZ,

martg · 06-09-2009, 11:04 PM

"pearl of wisdom" nice touch

"Aristotle was an otter about town according to legend. It is said he had knew many 'ladies of the fur'."

I don't know why but that really 'floats my boat'

naughty pooch

ex_anser_ovo · 07-09-2009, 07:11 AM

Since I like this thread I gave it a rating. The stars jumped from 1 to 3.
I guess I screwed up and the thread was meant to be laying low.
Now it is on the radar.

gribz · 07-09-2009, 07:23 AM

Have i won yet?

martg · 07-09-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ex_anser_ovo

Since I like this thread I gave it a rating. The stars jumped from 1 to 3.
I guess I screwed up and the thread was meant to be laying low.
Now it is on the radar.

LOL, it's a conspiracy

martg · 07-09-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gribz

Have i won yet?

Yes congratulations

oh sorry

arty2000 · 07-09-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ex_anser_ovo

Since I like this thread I gave it a rating. The stars jumped from 1 to 3.
I guess I screwed up and the thread was meant to be laying low.
Now it is on the radar.

thats why all the traffic.....back to work you

coco · 07-09-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ex_anser_ovo

Since I like this thread I gave it a rating. The stars jumped from 1 to 3.
I guess I screwed up and the thread was meant to be laying low.
Now it is on the radar.

That's OK, it never occurred to me to even rate it. The people stopping by have been very nice and fun.

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Originally Posted by gribz

Have i won yet?

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martg · 07-09-2009, 08:23 PM

oooh, DB9

sorry i'm not really a materialist
but i am a speed freak

arty2000 · 07-09-2009, 08:47 PM

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oooh, DB9

sorry i'm not really a materialist
but i am a speed freak

sorry this is a drug free thread

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martg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 7,147	"pearl of wisdom" nice touch "Aristotle was an otter about town according to legend. It is said he had knew many 'ladies of the fur'." I don't know why but that really 'floats my boat' naughty pooch __________________ ever wanted to fly? Last edited by martg; 07-09-2009 at 02:15 AM.

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