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Old 11-07-2011, 03:32 PM   #6621
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Whats up everybody, you all had a good day out there ?

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All is good in the land down under apart from the freezing winter.

How are things at your end mate?
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Old 11-07-2011, 07:46 PM   #6622
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All good here mate thanks. Weather aint up to much seeing as we are supposed to be mid-summer, nothing new with that though! But yeah, no complaints here cocker

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Old 11-07-2011, 09:00 PM   #6623
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His buddy from Orion expressed his support. He is the one sending viagra, penis enlargement emails, as well as posing as some Nigerian dude who makes you an irresistible offer of transferring money from A to B with enormous profit for you.

Edit: His name is Joe, he said.
He must be the one who broke my home DSL box again! It'll be a couple of days before I can call tech (because I work late a couple of days this week) to hopefully get authorization to swap it for a another one. I tried all the little turn off and on tricks again and it's really, really broke. And just to make sure it stays broke even when call the tech, I am placing it in the clothes dryer so the Hadron Collider can permanently damage it beyond hope.....or maybe the microwave.

Darn you Joe and your junk mails!! *shakes fist*
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Old 11-07-2011, 09:02 PM   #6624
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All is good in the land down under apart from the freezing winter.

How are things at your end mate?
It's hhhooootttttt here. It's so hot that if we tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk we'd burn it.

Otherwise, the Northern Hemisphere is trucking along pretty usual like.
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Old 12-07-2011, 01:12 AM   #6625
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Global warming my arse!!!
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Old 13-07-2011, 02:27 PM   #6626
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Global warming my arse!!!
Got any spare rain?
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Old 13-07-2011, 02:50 PM   #6627
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There's plenty of rain here, I'd send you some but I can only carry two buckets at once.

anyone know a cure for having a Barry Manilow song stuck in your head?
bloody supermarket muzak
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Old 13-07-2011, 03:09 PM   #6628
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Old 13-07-2011, 06:08 PM   #6629
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There's plenty of rain here, I'd send you some but I can only carry two buckets at once.

anyone know a cure for having a Barry Manilow song stuck in your head?
bloody supermarket muzak
Here! Listen to this quick, it'll get that Barry Manilow song outta yer head!

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Old 13-07-2011, 06:11 PM   #6630
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Of course, then we'll have to find something to get the Leslie Gore song outta yer head. It's not going to be easy considering that song has been playing in people's heads since 1963 and medical science claims it's incurable. Pfft! Incurable, they say.
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Old 13-07-2011, 06:21 PM   #6631
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Of course, then we'll have to find something to get the Leslie Gore song outta yer head. It's not going to be easy considering that song has been playing in people's heads since 1963 and medical science claims it's incurable. Pfft! Incurable, they say.
you were right, it's stuck in there now
there must be a cure surely?

but what if the cure gets stuck in my head too?
it's an endless cycle, must find something to clear my head of all thoughts.

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Old 13-07-2011, 07:13 PM   #6632
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Thankyou, listening now



you were right, it's stuck in there now
there must be a cure surely?

but what if the cure gets stuck in my head too?
it's an endless cycle, must find something to clear my head of all thoughts.

any suggestions?
Hmm, white noise might help filter things out, or you can try this.

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Hmm, white noise might help filter things out, or you can try this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9XfvLzatf8
thanks, i'll try that
or if that doesn't work I'll have to resort to alcohol
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thanks, i'll try that
or if that doesn't work I'll have to resort to alcohol
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UPDATE:

I am still winning!!!
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Old 14-07-2011, 01:36 AM   #6636
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Cheers for the update madman....





oops, kinda pissed on your parade there didn't I?
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Old 14-07-2011, 03:21 AM   #6637
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oops, kinda pissed on your parade there didn't I?
No problem mate,

And if you did rain on my parade, it just dried it up!

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No problem mate,

And if you did rain on my parade, it just dried it up!
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