A word for Male Dogs?

hagbard_celine · 11-05-2007, 11:14 PM

My daughter, aged 12, came up with an amazing and hilarious insight today. She said: "Dad, female dogs are called bitches aren't they? But what's the word for a male dog." I said. "There is no special word. They're just called dogs; the same way that male cows have a special name: Bulls, but female cows are just called cows."

She replied: "If female dogs are called bitches then we should call male dogs bastards."

hagbard_celine · 20-05-2007, 10:23 AM

Another couple of jokes from my daughter:

What two foods do vampires hate? Garlic bread and steak (stake).

What did the sharp pencil say to the blunt pencil? "Get to the point!"

Who makes the worst sweets in the world? Willy Plonker.

hagbard_celine · 30-06-2007, 06:28 PM

Some more of my daughter's wit:

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb? He ended up in custardy!

auron · 30-06-2007, 07:35 PM

I have a few I'd like to add, but they're too crude. Someone may be offended.

I'll send them by PM of course.

sgabllab · 07-08-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagbard_celine

My daughter, aged 12, came up with an amazing and hilarious insight today. She said: "Dad, female dogs are called bitches aren't they? But what's the word for a male dog." I said. "There is no special word. They're just called dogs; the same way that male cows have a special name: Bulls, but female cows are just called cows."

She replied: "If female dogs are called bitches then we should call male dogs bastards."

I think the proper term for a male dog is a mutt.(no bull!)

intruder · 07-08-2007, 02:49 PM

bee-yotch!!

? NO?

11-05-2007, 11:14 PM	#1
hagbard_celine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Oxford Posts: 4,351	A word for Male Dogs? My daughter, aged 12, came up with an amazing and hilarious insight today. She said: "Dad, female dogs are called bitches aren't they? But what's the word for a male dog." I said. "There is no special word. They're just called dogs; the same way that male cows have a special name: Bulls, but female cows are just called cows." She replied: "If female dogs are called bitches then we should call male dogs bastards." __________________ "Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody votes for sweet?" Doctor Who- Bad Wolf. "Because he refused to compete in games for domination he was indomitable." from The Dispossessed by Ursula le Guin

20-05-2007, 10:23 AM	#2
hagbard_celine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Oxford Posts: 4,351	Another couple of jokes from my daughter: What two foods do vampires hate? Garlic bread and steak (stake). What did the sharp pencil say to the blunt pencil? "Get to the point!" Who makes the worst sweets in the world? Willy Plonker. __________________ "Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody votes for sweet?" Doctor Who- Bad Wolf. "Because he refused to compete in games for domination he was indomitable." from The Dispossessed by Ursula le Guin Last edited by hagbard_celine; 20-05-2007 at 10:54 AM.

30-06-2007, 06:28 PM	#3
hagbard_celine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Oxford Posts: 4,351	Some more of my daughter's wit: Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb? He ended up in custardy! __________________ "Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody votes for sweet?" Doctor Who- Bad Wolf. "Because he refused to compete in games for domination he was indomitable." from The Dispossessed by Ursula le Guin

30-06-2007, 07:35 PM	#4
auron Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A Love Nest Posts: 4,030	I have a few I'd like to add, but they're too crude. Someone may be offended. I'll send them by PM of course.

07-08-2007, 02:49 PM	#6
intruder Inactive Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,367	bee-yotch!! ? NO?