Agony Aunt!

maxine · 23-04-2012, 03:52 PM

The objective - is to write about a problem - and then leave the person below to answer it!

It can be as serious, or funny - as you like!!

Any advice given, is taken at your own risk!!

madman · 23-04-2012, 03:59 PM

Dear Agony Aunt,

Why do men have nipples?

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 04:04 PM

I think its Time for us to address all the household Waste, Landfills have become popular with rats, Especially the bigger ones, Maybe we need to find somewhere better to dump our trash, We can't be to careful these days.

maxine · 23-04-2012, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by madman

Dear Agony Aunt,

Why do men have nipples?

Dear Madman,

They were invented as a device - for use in love making! Thus giving the female the ability to, "tune" the male in - to the right frequency!!

I hope this is helpful - in answering your question!!

maxine · 23-04-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hulahoop

I think its Time for us to address all the household Waste, Landfills have become popular with rats, Especially the bigger ones, Maybe we need to find somewhere better to dump our trash, We can't be to careful these days.

Dear Hulahoop,

My advice would be to find the entrances, to all the deep underground military bases!! If you don't have a car - borrow your neighbours - and deliver the pile of shit - back to the Government!!

maxine · 23-04-2012, 04:16 PM

Please don't throw loads of questions at me!! I'm not the agony aunt - we all are!!
A question needs to be followed directly - by an answer!!

Cheers guys!!

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by maxine

Dear Hulahoop,

My advice would be to find the entrances, to all the deep underground military bases!! If you don't have a car - borrow your neighbours - and deliver the pile of shit - back to the Government!!

If only I could

, I do wish that I could find a nice Woman though, Although the ones I have met generally have boyfriends or partners, It would be nice if I could take them to a NFL game, I'm a big fan.

Just my suggestion Haha, Maxine as a woman where would you like to be taken on a date?.

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 04:22 PM

I have to address you Maxine, Pardon me lol, You see I don't have much time left, I'm quite old you see.

maxine · 23-04-2012, 04:23 PM

Dear Hulahoop,

My advice would be - to take me anywhere - as long as afterwards involves plenty of sex!!

I hope this advice was helpful!!

ex sheep · 23-04-2012, 04:25 PM

Do I give him a warning or let it go.

maxine · 23-04-2012, 04:28 PM

Dear ex sheep,

My advice to you - would be to steer well clear - until i can verify whether he's a good shag, or not!!

I hope this information was of some use to you!

ex sheep · 23-04-2012, 04:30 PM

Yeah he was being a bit frisky right enough, maybe the hormones

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxine

Dear Hulahoop,

My advice would be - to take me anywhere - as long as afterwards involves plenty of sex!!

I hope this advice was helpful!!

Oh there will be plenty of SEX hehe, I'd have to take you to a NFL game for sure, I'd probably have to explain to you why the players all wear them different Numbers though, Thats if you don't know the game, When I was a boy, I used to sneak into my local teams locker room, when it was safe I'd sneak my buddies in too, It would take me about half hour though but it was worth it in the end

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ex sheep

Do I give him a warning or let it go.

Give me a warning? Sir I am completely innocent.

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 05:05 PM

Sorry If I was a bit forthcoming maxine, Sometimes my behaviour doesn't Register.

Although it only takes a few minutes to sort myself out.

isabeau · 23-04-2012, 05:22 PM

What is the meaning of life?

maxine · 23-04-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hulahoop

Sorry If I was a bit forthcoming maxine, Sometimes my behaviour doesn't Register.

Although it only takes a few minutes to sort myself out.

Don't worry about it!! I think Ex sheep was only joking!!

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by maxine

Don't worry about it!! I think Ex sheep was only joking!!

I hope so or the sheriff will take him away lol.

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 06:04 PM

I haven't been here long, But I feel we have a connection maxine do you understand where I'm coming from?.

hulahoop · 23-04-2012, 06:14 PM

I hope you do because i'm sitting here waiting for you, You can't miss me..Guffaw Guffaw

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23-04-2012, 03:52 PM	#1
maxine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,394	Agony Aunt! The objective - is to write about a problem - and then leave the person below to answer it! It can be as serious, or funny - as you like!! Any advice given, is taken at your own risk!!

23-04-2012, 03:59 PM	#2
madman Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 3,077	Dear Agony Aunt, Why do men have nipples? __________________ MGTOW means Men Going Their Own Way MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be. It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.

23-04-2012, 04:04 PM	#3
hulahoop Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 88	I think its Time for us to address all the household Waste, Landfills have become popular with rats, Especially the bigger ones, Maybe we need to find somewhere better to dump our trash, We can't be to careful these days. Last edited by hulahoop; 23-04-2012 at 04:05 PM.

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hulahoop Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 88	I have to address you Maxine, Pardon me lol, You see I don't have much time left, I'm quite old you see. Last edited by hulahoop; 23-04-2012 at 04:23 PM.

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hulahoop Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 88	Sorry If I was a bit forthcoming maxine, Sometimes my behaviour doesn't Register. Although it only takes a few minutes to sort myself out. Last edited by hulahoop; 23-04-2012 at 05:05 PM.

23-04-2012, 04:16 PM	#6
maxine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,394	Please don't throw loads of questions at me!! I'm not the agony aunt - we all are!! A question needs to be followed directly - by an answer!! Cheers guys!!

23-04-2012, 04:23 PM	#9
maxine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,394	Dear Hulahoop, My advice would be - to take me anywhere - as long as afterwards involves plenty of sex!! I hope this advice was helpful!!

23-04-2012, 04:25 PM	#10
ex sheep Forum Advisor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: riding around Posts: 16,133	Do I give him a warning or let it go.

23-04-2012, 04:28 PM	#11
maxine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,394	Dear ex sheep, My advice to you - would be to steer well clear - until i can verify whether he's a good shag, or not!! I hope this information was of some use to you!

23-04-2012, 04:30 PM	#12
ex sheep Forum Advisor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: riding around Posts: 16,133	Yeah he was being a bit frisky right enough, maybe the hormones

23-04-2012, 05:22 PM	#16
isabeau Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 694	What is the meaning of life? __________________ 'Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming' - Phillipe.

23-04-2012, 06:04 PM	#19
hulahoop Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 88	I haven't been here long, But I feel we have a connection maxine do you understand where I'm coming from?.

23-04-2012, 06:14 PM	#20
hulahoop Banned Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 88	I hope you do because i'm sitting here waiting for you, You can't miss me..Guffaw Guffaw.