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Old 03-03-2012, 09:43 AM   #1
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Arguably one of the greatest sketches Chris Morris has ever made:

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Old 03-03-2012, 10:28 AM   #2
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It's about time we had a Chris Morris appreciation thread

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Old 03-03-2012, 11:23 AM   #3
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"Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop"
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Old 03-03-2012, 11:45 AM   #4
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:47 PM   #6
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My favourite Chris bits


And it's thanks to this sketch "I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!!" has become something of a catchphrase that sadly hasn't caught on in time for Olympics 2012.

And to finish on a song...
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Chris Morris is a rare comedy genius.
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Have bath??? Get a bike!!!

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Yeah I like Chris Morris. Jam was great! That Mr Lizard sketch always cracks me up
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'The women....They fancy you if they see you kicking the shit out of a weasel'

'You can kill an otter in about a second......Just kick it's face off'

Yep proper 100% genuine genius.
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Yeah I like Chris Morris. Jam was great! That Mr Lizard sketch always cracks me up
'They'll say you did it.....Why did you fill your TV with lizards'?
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Old 06-03-2012, 08:40 AM   #14
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Chris Morris directed the pilot episode of the sketch series Big Train. The episode was never broadcast, but certain sketches were re-used throughout the actual series, including this one of the Bee Gees in a Western-style gun battle with Chaka Khan:

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great film

chris morris second only to steve coogan, for me anyway
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imho the only true genius working in comedy today.
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"Some people say 'well alcohol is a drug', no it isn't it's a drink!"

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