|
|
#1 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: George Osbourne's crusty gusset
Posts: 5,114
|
__________________
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,342
|
"Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop"
__________________
If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor Last edited by nofuture; 03-03-2012 at 11:26 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 1,267
|
Last edited by alf hearted; 03-03-2012 at 11:46 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Premier Subscribers
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: S.E. Asia
Posts: 3,825
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: In an extension of the world or myself?
Posts: 899
|
My favourite Chris bits
And it's thanks to this sketch "I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!!" has become something of a catchphrase that sadly hasn't caught on in time for Olympics 2012. And to finish on a song...
__________________
BE MULTI-LINGUAL!!
Because you can never say "Shit... I'm fucked" enough in your own language |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense |
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Premier Subscribers
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Totnes
Posts: 5,981
|
Chris Morris is a rare comedy genius.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,699
|
Yeah I like Chris Morris. Jam was great! That Mr Lizard sketch always cracks me up
__________________
The Earth needs rebels! - David Icke "Don't call it 'Techno' unless you know what 'Techno' is. Buy some shit from Detroit and you'll find out". The Underground Doesn't Stop |
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense Last edited by marcusejc; 05-03-2012 at 09:17 PM. |
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Airstrip One Sector 42
Posts: 123
|
'The women....They fancy you if they see you kicking the shit out of a weasel'
'You can kill an otter in about a second......Just kick it's face off' Yep proper 100% genuine genius. |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Airstrip One Sector 42
Posts: 123
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
Chris Morris directed the pilot episode of the sketch series Big Train. The episode was never broadcast, but certain sketches were re-used throughout the actual series, including this one of the Bee Gees in a Western-style gun battle with Chaka Khan:
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense |
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My world
Posts: 11,380
|
__________________
"I'm not confused, brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face... |
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 248
|
__________________
Why did they spell why?......Because there weren't enough pins for oblivion |
|
|
|
|
|
#17 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 737
|
__________________
The man without a face, I stay anonymous The way we live day to day stays monotonous -like your bland sound But with the weight of the world on top of us we still stand ground and break down your fascination with the fabrication of the truth Make use of your imagination in the pursuit of expression Not as a disguise to hide behind when adressing your brethrens I reckon the question is this: 'To be or not to be?' - a simple lesson in risk |
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 376
|
__________________
Health and Happiness Tips - Free Advice on Nutrition, Exercise, Meditation & Lifestyle Laughing at the Sky - Music, Photos, Silly Sounds, and other nonsense |
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 7,147
|
imho the only true genius working in comedy today.
__________________
ever wanted to fly? |
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
Inactive
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 271
|
"Some people say 'well alcohol is a drug', no it isn't it's a drink!"
Last edited by openwide; 18-03-2012 at 11:50 AM. |
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Tags |
| chris morris |
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
|
|