Napoleon was Implanted by Aliens

arcyclus · 08-09-2011, 08:02 AM

"Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull. They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant — suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!"

http://www.disinfo.com/2011/09/alien...poleons-skull/

rodin · 08-09-2011, 08:47 AM

Tavistock

tinyint · 08-09-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by rodin

Tavistock

http://www.whois.net/whois/disinfo.com

The domain name is wanna be funny.

farros · 08-09-2011, 09:13 AM

Article is new but the news is a year old...

nice to know such breakthrough information made world headlines..

sprodz · 08-09-2011, 09:20 AM

Lol. The chip was not of Alien Origin. It turned out it was from China. What happened was Napoleon was hit by a stray cannon ball while listening to his ipod. The ipod split into a thousand pieces one of which lodged in his skull.

If I remember rightly it was Blink 182 he was listening to at the time but I could be wrong. It might have been radiohead.

I know it's true cause my grandad told me and he was a very close friend of Napoleon.

tinyint · 08-09-2011, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by sprodz

I know it's true cause my grandad told me and he was a very close friend of Napoleon.

Lets see, Napoleon died in 1821... omg

rodin · 08-09-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tinyint

http://www.whois.net/whois/disinfo.com

The domain name is wanna be funny.

lol I didn't see that

lens · 08-09-2011, 09:28 AM

This was outed as a hoax a couple of weeks ago, wasn't it?

tinyint · 08-09-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by lens

This was outed as a hoax a couple of weeks ago, wasn't it?

I heard the implant was from jewpiter.

blackstar76 · 08-09-2011, 09:30 AM

Could be. I always thought some of the worlds genius brains got their info from a higher source. Telsa etc.

Maybe every so often they abduct and implant someone and upgrade brains and ideas. Just to push us along. If we all had my brain power we would still be trying to invent the wheel.

lens · 08-09-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by tinyint

I heard the implant was from jewpiter.

Of course you did.

Do you hibernate during June and July?

tinyint · 08-09-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lens

Of course you did

Do you hibernate during June and July?

No, I used the usual hibernation to clone an army this year.

dan duchaine · 08-09-2011, 09:36 AM

Napolean Bonaparte knew the dangers of privately held central banks. Remember this quote, it sums up the situation perfectly.:

"When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain."

gremlin · 08-09-2011, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tinyint

I heard the implant was from jewpiter.

sprodz · 08-09-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tinyint

Lets see, Napoleon died in 1821... omg

tinyint, he is a very old man you know

ozpixie · 08-09-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rodin

Tavistock

Ye Olde Tavistock

arcyclus · 08-09-2011, 12:05 PM

Wasn't Napoleon the guy who had all those strange dreams? With that micro chip attached to his noggin I can see why.

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blackstar76 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 4,131	Could be. I always thought some of the worlds genius brains got their info from a higher source. Telsa etc. Maybe every so often they abduct and implant someone and upgrade brains and ideas. Just to push us along. If we all had my brain power we would still be trying to invent the wheel. __________________ This place is dead as heaven on a saturday night. But my very close companion gets me falling and get me laughing. She a hundred but she's wearing something tight---Lenoard Cohen

08-09-2011, 09:20 AM	#5
sprodz Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 174	Lol. The chip was not of Alien Origin. It turned out it was from China. What happened was Napoleon was hit by a stray cannon ball while listening to his ipod. The ipod split into a thousand pieces one of which lodged in his skull. If I remember rightly it was Blink 182 he was listening to at the time but I could be wrong. It might have been radiohead. I know it's true cause my grandad told me and he was a very close friend of Napoleon.

08-09-2011, 09:36 AM	#13
dan duchaine Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,239	Napolean Bonaparte knew the dangers of privately held central banks. Remember this quote, it sums up the situation perfectly.: "When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain."

08-09-2011, 12:05 PM	#17
arcyclus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: CITY IN THE CLOUDS Posts: 9,031	Wasn't Napoleon the guy who had all those strange dreams? With that micro chip attached to his noggin I can see why. __________________ "Those who say they will die first and then rise are in error, they must receive the resurrection while they live." Gospel of Philip