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Old 23-06-2011, 07:25 PM   #1
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Talking Feces-stained Peeping tom found in Porta-Potty

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Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase

By Mitchell Byars, Camera Staff Writer

Posted: 06/21/2011 04:26:55 PM MDT


Boulder,CO. police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

Police are looking for any witnesses from the yoga festival who may have seen the incident. Anyone with information is asked to contact Detective Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890.

People who want to remain anonymous can contact Crime Stoppers at 800-222-TIPS or crimeshurt.com. Those submitting tips through Crime Stoppers that lead to the filing of charges could be eligible for a reward of up to $1,000.
This animation depicts the suspect climbing into a portable toilet at the
Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School last Friday,
spying on festival-goers, and then fleeing the scene
"covered in feces" after being detected.
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Old 23-06-2011, 07:58 PM   #2
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I don't even care if your, if your house's in pieces
I don't even care if you cry for Jesus
When you find yourself in a storm of feces
Of feces, a storm of feces
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:05 PM   #3
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Maybe he lost something down there like 'poo girl' did.

Poo Girl 35 up, 2 down
buy poo girl mugs, tshirts and magnetsPoo Girl is the name given to a girl who fell into the Yellow Bubble toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.
She apparently dropped her handbag, containing £400 (clearly drug money) and an iPhone into a long drop toilet. Bear in mind that long drop toilets are little more than covered cesspits so therefore her bag fell into what was basically 3 or so days worth of raw sewerage from literally thousands of people.

Rather than call for help, and to get an assistant to use a long pole to fish her bag out of the quagmire, she decided to try to reach in and attempt to reclaim her bag herself. This was on so many levels a preposterously stupid thing to do as the toilets are constantly manned and the assistants have the tools to get personal items out of the toilets, and she was coming into contact with RAW sewerage which probably contained hazardous levels of bacteria!
Probably unsuprisingly she ended up slipping in and getting stuck by her hips, with the whole of her upper body and arms dangling down towards the horrific mess below. She ended up having to get rescued by Firemen while many people looked on and rightfully mocked her for her stupidity.
She was sent to hospital for checks, but ended up returning to try and enjoy the remainder of the festival.

In the aftermath of this event many groups on the social networking site Facebook have sprung up in honour of an event and individual which will almost certainly be added to the ever growing repertoire of amazing Leeds Festival st...
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:40 PM   #4
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:50 PM   #5
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This twat just lacks creativity. He should have taken cue from the Illuminati masters and learned to become a Shape-Shitter.... ...
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:53 PM   #6
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This twat just lacks creativity. He should have taken cue from the Illuminati masters and learned to become a Shape-Shitter.... ...
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Started off well, but his plot went down the pan quickly.
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:55 PM   #7
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Are you saying that 'the Jews' had something to do with this ?
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Old 23-06-2011, 08:56 PM   #8
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Started off well, but his plot went down the pan quickly.
His plan fell to shit, didn't it?
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Jesus, just when you think you have heard everything. Wtf was that bloke doing and why
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Old 23-06-2011, 09:14 PM   #10
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Google ----> 2 girls 1 cup -----> press ENTER


...and you'll know why.
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Old 23-06-2011, 09:17 PM   #11
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...and you'll know why.
Yes, I am aware of that film, but at least they were getting paid for it (one hopes), but to do it for a hobby
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This twat just lacks creativity. He should have taken cue from the Illuminati masters and learned to become a Shape-Shitter.... ...
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Thanks, that was so funny
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* Eddie Murphy laugh *

Classic.
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* Eddie Murphy laugh *
As the Eddie Murphy laugh played in my mind , I was reminded of that movie he did ,
"The Golden(shower)Child"....
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Jesus, just when you think you have heard everything. Wtf was that bloke doing and why
Lol! I am not sure I want to know.
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As the Eddie Murphy laugh played in my mind , I was reminded of that movie he did ,
"The Golden(shower)Child"....
"The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness"

Oh shit no wait that was Coming to America!

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you guys should visit lemonparty.org. it's grate!


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hahaha he goes down like a sack with a face full of mace
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"The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness"

Oh shit no wait that was Coming to America!
Cumming to la MIERDA? or Come tu Mierda?
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Mierda Mierda is a noun meaning "shit."
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Thanks... You Fucker!
You really think that's great? "grate" doesn't make much sense
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