What'll happen to Bieber?

rachelangelo · 11-01-2011, 12:18 AM

The semipubescent idol gig doesn't last too long. Little Chris for example. Sooner or later the hormones are going to kick in and poor old Justin will be too old to get the little girls and old men wet. What do you think will happen to him?

I'm voting for dead in an alley behind a nightclub owned by Will Smith.

nelletuorg7 · 11-01-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by rachelangelo

The semipubescent idol gig doesn't last too long. Little Chris for example. Sooner or later the hormones are going to kick in and poor old Justin will be too old to get the little girls and old men wet. What do you think will happen to him?

I'm voting for dead in an alley behind a nightclub owned by Will Smith.

He will eventually go to an ivy league college. And while being a frat boy he will study politics and history and law. After he graduates he will be a white house intern after dark and earn his way into politics, all while being a presidential future hopeful. just sayin'.

jeebles · 11-01-2011, 12:40 AM

This..

*BREAKING NEWS : JUSTIN BIEBER IS DEAD - YouTube

Though he'll probably end up doin' a Michael Hutchence.

torus · 11-01-2011, 12:43 AM

maybe he'll become a lesbian

onourway · 11-01-2011, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachelangelo

The semipubescent idol gig doesn't last too long. Little Chris for example. Sooner or later the hormones are going to kick in and poor old Justin will be too old to get the little girls and old men wet. What do you think will happen to him?

I'm voting for dead in an alley behind a nightclub owned by Will Smith.

maybe he'll shave off that hair helmet and start workin out!

or grow his hair long and join a death metal band
....Justin Beibermet!

merla · 11-01-2011, 01:05 AM

What happens with the cheesy disney channel kids that sing as well as act like Hilary Duff, Moesha, Raven, the Jonas clones and all the main kids from shows named after the character from the 90s when they stop being cute and become just old enough for it to start being a bit creepy?

Maybe I don't hear about them because I'm in the UK but don't they normally get tossed out to try and find a career for themselves? And usually go a bit mad while trying to shed the clean and wholesome image? Then disappear completely?

kobe christ · 11-01-2011, 01:19 AM

he's an MK/Monarch kid. he'll be a slave for life.

torus · 11-01-2011, 01:23 AM

nah, from Justin...to Justina! Justina Beaver!!

with the smash single, "Just In (A Beaver)"

rachelangelo · 11-01-2011, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by nelletuorg7

He will eventually go to an ivy league college. And while being a frat boy he will study politics and history and law. After he graduates he will be a white house intern after dark and earn his way into politics, all while being a presidential future hopeful. just sayin'.

Hmm I can see that happening. A permabitch kept around to please middle management NWO. Does anyone think him not being white, blonde and blue eyed will make a diference?

Everyone seems convinced that he's a MK Ultra slave, including me, but what specific things can you point to as evidence? I'm finding it really hard to do it's like he just 'is'

.

mountain · 11-01-2011, 03:56 PM

xdeveny · 12-01-2011, 03:37 PM

LOL, I love this thread. You're all so creative hahaha.

I think he'll be a MK slave for the rest of his life, and when he realizes it he'll get killed and there will be 10 year old girls crying everywhere!

rachelangelo · 12-01-2011, 06:09 PM

Well being found dead outside a bar is just very slightly ahead. Strangely more attractive than being repeatedly violated by big black rap 'artists'.

Does anyone have any evidence or likely indicators for Bieber being MK? I read something on here about him wearing a key charm on a chain but I think on its own it's not enough.

trepidation · 12-01-2011, 06:12 PM

Drugs.

rachelangelo · 12-01-2011, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by trepidation

Drugs.

Hmm. I assumed an overdose outside a bar but I guess he could become a functioning addict like Michael Jackson aslong as he remains profitable. Prescription as well as narcotic I mean.

nelletuorg7 · 12-01-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rachelangelo

Everyone seems convinced that he's a MK Ultra slave, including me, but what specific things can you point to as evidence? I'm finding it really hard to do it's like he just 'is'

.

Yes I think he is MK'ed also. But I don't think he is high on the bloodline IQ stage. Lower level MK. His voice is not that unique, IMO he doesn't have a rosy MKed future.

coco · 12-01-2011, 07:16 PM

He'll either fade into obscurity or go play Vegas for 40 years and be the next Wayne Newton.

anyuser · 13-01-2011, 10:47 PM

notthisshitagain · 13-01-2011, 10:56 PM

He'll grow testicles and a penis, and will use them to satisfy his customers, so he can get money to buy more coke.

phemohilia · 14-01-2011, 12:24 AM

Drugs, man-love, animal sex, a whirlwind tour of New Guinea, it's all the makings of a great biographical movie.... But it'll never be made....

Because after wearing the tread out of all his orifices (ears too!) they'll spit-roast him in a small, remote New Guinea village and sell tourists the chance of having their picture snapped with his mounted, shrunken head....

Mark my fucking words....

xdeveny · 14-01-2011, 03:32 PM

I don't really think he's MK'd but he probably is hahah. I was on Twitter the other day and came across one of those 'beliebers' and she/he had a background of him with a picture where he did the eye thing.
Like Drake does in this picture http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GAwD8C7wB...S350/drake.jpg

View Poll Results: When Bieber's Balls Drop He'll...
...be so good at oral that Jay Z will buy him.	13	36.11%
...get a job and disappear into obscurity.	8	22.22%
...be found dead outside a nightclub owned by X	8	22.22%
...other	7	19.44%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

11-01-2011, 12:18 AM	#1
rachelangelo Inactive Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in the hills to the north Posts: 907	What'll happen to Bieber? The semipubescent idol gig doesn't last too long. Little Chris for example. Sooner or later the hormones are going to kick in and poor old Justin will be too old to get the little girls and old men wet. What do you think will happen to him? I'm voting for dead in an alley behind a nightclub owned by Will Smith. Last edited by rachelangelo; 11-01-2011 at 12:23 AM.

11-01-2011, 12:43 AM	#4
torus Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,967	maybe he'll become a lesbian __________________ freedom is an inside job Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the twentieth century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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torus Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,967	nah, from Justin...to Justina! Justina Beaver!! with the smash single, "Just In (A Beaver)" __________________ freedom is an inside job Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the twentieth century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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11-01-2011, 01:05 AM	#6
merla Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 1,815	What happens with the cheesy disney channel kids that sing as well as act like Hilary Duff, Moesha, Raven, the Jonas clones and all the main kids from shows named after the character from the 90s when they stop being cute and become just old enough for it to start being a bit creepy? Maybe I don't hear about them because I'm in the UK but don't they normally get tossed out to try and find a career for themselves? And usually go a bit mad while trying to shed the clean and wholesome image? Then disappear completely?

11-01-2011, 01:19 AM	#7
kobe christ Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 157	he's an MK/Monarch kid. he'll be a slave for life.

12-01-2011, 03:37 PM	#11
xdeveny Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: the netherlands Posts: 16	LOL, I love this thread. You're all so creative hahaha. I think he'll be a MK slave for the rest of his life, and when he realizes it he'll get killed and there will be 10 year old girls crying everywhere!

12-01-2011, 06:09 PM	#12
rachelangelo Inactive Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in the hills to the north Posts: 907	Well being found dead outside a bar is just very slightly ahead. Strangely more attractive than being repeatedly violated by big black rap 'artists'. Does anyone have any evidence or likely indicators for Bieber being MK? I read something on here about him wearing a key charm on a chain but I think on its own it's not enough.

12-01-2011, 06:12 PM	#13
trepidation Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 398	Drugs.

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notthisshitagain Inactive Join Date: May 2008 Location: (˘⌣˘) At home, with my loved one! (˘⌣˘) Posts: 5,358	*He'll grow testicles and a penis, and will use them to satisfy his customers, so he can get money to buy more coke.*

14-01-2011, 12:24 AM	#19
phemohilia Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All Up In This Bitch! Posts: 7,200	Drugs, man-love, animal sex, a whirlwind tour of New Guinea, it's all the makings of a great biographical movie.... But it'll never be made.... Because after wearing the tread out of all his orifices (ears too!) they'll spit-roast him in a small, remote New Guinea village and sell tourists the chance of having their picture snapped with his mounted, shrunken head.... Mark my fucking words....

14-01-2011, 03:32 PM	#20
xdeveny Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: the netherlands Posts: 16	I don't really think he's MK'd but he probably is hahah. I was on Twitter the other day and came across one of those 'beliebers' and she/he had a background of him with a picture where he did the eye thing. Like Drake does in this picture http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GAwD8C7wB...S350/drake.jpg