Looking for a semi-pc Christmas present?

ladybird · 18-11-2010, 03:29 PM

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Happy-Minority-Families - PLAY THEM OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER !

The politically semi-correct card game fun for the whole family.

Jews, Nazis, Negroes, Lesbians ...

You, too, not only the system, can play them off against each other.

MINORITY-QUARTETT: Play Them Off Against Each Other!

Card game for 2-4 players with game instructions and 33 cards:
24 minorities + 9 action-, social- und booster-cards.
10 €

(plus shipping)

Shipping to the FRG LTD 2,55 €
Shipping to Europe 4,60 €

Who invented it?

Michel Goldmann & Max Minus, Illustration: Laura Oechel

http://www.zeitschrift-dasmagazin.de...neinander-aus/

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 05:52 PM

They poisoned the fountain in front of the Frankfurt Stock Exchange,
to devastate the German economy. The most powerful and thus most dangerous minority of the game:

The Jews

"We demand: more lebensraum in the east!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 05:55 PM

Nowadays: badly off. Although they own a whole continent, they are no global player in the cultural comparison:

The Negroes

"We finally demand: participation in the wealth of this planet!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 05:59 PM

A bit out of fashion, but certainly at the top in the vanguard soon!

The Nazis

"We demand: Labour. Family. Vaterland!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:05 PM

They preach austerity and threaten those who practice unchastity with eternal damnation, while they themselves bear a sneaking proclivity especially for very young buds:

The Pedophiles

"We demand: Clear for changing! Stop internet censorship!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:06 PM

Demographically they are a critically endangered minority*:

The Kids

"We demand: political say, for we want to forfeit our future by ourselves!"

* Does not apply for kids of Muslims and HartzIV-recipients!
[HartzIV = German unemployment benefit paid after the first 12-18 months of unemployment]

ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:21 PM

Stimulated by freedom of religion in the FRG Ltd. they breed like rabbits while always at least
a stone's throw away from our legal system:

The Muslims

"We demand: Authentic Islamic education at German schools!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:27 PM

Will not become as thick as thieves: Their rampant consumation makes them a burden to society sooner or later:

The Obese

"We demand: luncheon vouchers instead of education vouchers!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:42 PM

Jute sack and pudding-basin haircut , Birkenstocks and sundial. You need not cackle - that is how modern scolds (German: Drachen = dragons) dress:

The Feminists

"We demand: a proportion of women in leading business positions of 60%!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 06:44 PM

Sour-faced and a bulging rucksack on their back, lacking jewellery or expensive frills. Their appearance often is blowsy - their ego mostly pathetic.

The Lesbians

"We demand: Stop heteronormative power and suppression relations!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 07:06 PM

Of course they must not be left out in a quality Minority-Quartett! Though always "pulling the fun brake" (fun killers, German idiomatic expr.: Spassbremse anziehen) always guaranteeing a good laugh:

The WCUs

"We demand capital punishment for happy, tap-dancing children!"

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 08:12 PM

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Stars explained:

Part of the population
Level of education
Wealth
Homogeneity
Social acceptance
Sense of shame

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ladybird · 18-11-2010, 08:31 PM

http://www.zeitschrift-dasmagazin.de...ten-barometer/

18-11-2010, 03:29 PM	#1
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	Looking for a semi-pc Christmas present? . Happy-Minority-Families - PLAY THEM OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER ! The politically semi-correct card game fun for the whole family. Jews, Nazis, Negroes, Lesbians ... You, too, not only the system, can play them off against each other. MINORITY-QUARTETT: Play Them Off Against Each Other! Card game for 2-4 players with game instructions and 33 cards: 24 minorities + 9 action-, social- und booster-cards. 10 € (plus shipping) Shipping to the FRG LTD 2,55 € Shipping to Europe 4,60 € Who invented it? Michel Goldmann & Max Minus, Illustration: Laura Oechel http://www.zeitschrift-dasmagazin.de...neinander-aus/ . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 08:42 PM.

18-11-2010, 05:52 PM	#2
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	They poisoned the fountain in front of the Frankfurt Stock Exchange, to devastate the German economy. The most powerful and thus most dangerous minority of the game: The Jews "We demand: more lebensraum in the east!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 08:13 PM.

18-11-2010, 05:55 PM	#3
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Negroes Nowadays: badly off. Although they own a whole continent, they are no global player in the cultural comparison: The Negroes "We finally demand: participation in the wealth of this planet!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:55 PM.

18-11-2010, 05:59 PM	#4
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Nazis A bit out of fashion, but certainly at the top in the vanguard soon! The Nazis "We demand: Labour. Family. Vaterland!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:56 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:05 PM	#5
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Pedophiles They preach austerity and threaten those who practice unchastity with eternal damnation, while they themselves bear a sneaking proclivity especially for very young buds: The Pedophiles "We demand: Clear for changing! Stop internet censorship!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:58 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:06 PM	#6
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Kids Demographically they are a critically endangered minority: The Kids* "We demand: political say, for we want to forfeit our future by ourselves!" * Does not apply for kids of Muslims and HartzIV-recipients! [HartzIV = German unemployment benefit paid after the first 12-18 months of unemployment] Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 08:01 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:21 PM	#7
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Muslims Stimulated by freedom of religion in the FRG Ltd. they breed like rabbits while always at least a stone's throw away from our legal system: The Muslims "We demand: Authentic Islamic education at German schools!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:25 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:27 PM	#8
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Obese Will not become as thick as thieves: Their rampant consumation makes them a burden to society sooner or later: The Obese "We demand: luncheon vouchers instead of education vouchers!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:23 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:42 PM	#9
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Feminists Jute sack and pudding-basin haircut , Birkenstocks and sundial. You need not cackle - that is how modern scolds (German: Drachen = dragons) dress: The Feminists "We demand: a proportion of women in leading business positions of 60%!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:21 PM.

18-11-2010, 06:44 PM	#10
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The Lesbians Sour-faced and a bulging rucksack on their back, lacking jewellery or expensive frills. Their appearance often is blowsy - their ego mostly pathetic. The Lesbians "We demand: Stop heteronormative power and suppression relations!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:17 PM.

18-11-2010, 07:06 PM	#11
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	The WCUs Of course they must not be left out in a quality Minority-Quartett! Though always "pulling the fun brake" (fun killers, German idiomatic expr.: Spassbremse anziehen) always guaranteeing a good laugh: The WCUs "We demand capital punishment for happy, tap-dancing children!" . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 07:18 PM.

18-11-2010, 08:12 PM	#12
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	. Stars explained: Part of the population Level of education Wealth Homogeneity Social acceptance Sense of shame . Last edited by ladybird; 18-11-2010 at 08:12 PM.

18-11-2010, 08:31 PM	#13
ladybird Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hyperborea Posts: 4,064	O m g !!! http://www.zeitschrift-dasmagazin.de...ten-barometer/