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Old 18-11-2010, 03:29 PM   #1
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Happy-Minority-Families - PLAY THEM OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER !


The politically semi-correct card game fun for the whole family.







Jews, Nazis, Negroes, Lesbians ...






You, too, not only the system, can play them off against each other.




MINORITY-QUARTETT: Play Them Off Against Each Other!

Card game for 2-4 players with game instructions and 33 cards:
24 minorities + 9 action-, social- und booster-cards.
10 €

(plus shipping)

Shipping to the FRG LTD 2,55 €
Shipping to Europe 4,60 €


Who invented it?

Michel Goldmann & Max Minus, Illustration: Laura Oechel

http://www.zeitschrift-dasmagazin.de...neinander-aus/


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Old 18-11-2010, 05:52 PM   #2
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They poisoned the fountain in front of the Frankfurt Stock Exchange,
to devastate the German economy. The most powerful and thus most dangerous minority of the game:


The Jews


"We demand: more lebensraum in the east!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 05:55 PM   #3
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Nowadays: badly off. Although they own a whole continent, they are no global player in the cultural comparison:


The Negroes


"We finally demand: participation in the wealth of this planet!"


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Old 18-11-2010, 05:59 PM   #4
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Talking The Nazis



A bit out of fashion, but certainly at the top in the vanguard soon!


The Nazis


"We demand: Labour. Family. Vaterland!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 06:05 PM   #5
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Talking The Pedophiles



They preach austerity and threaten those who practice unchastity with eternal damnation, while they themselves bear a sneaking proclivity especially for very young buds:


The Pedophiles


"We demand: Clear for changing! Stop internet censorship!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 06:06 PM   #6
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Talking The Kids



Demographically they are a critically endangered minority*:


The Kids


"We demand: political say, for we want to forfeit our future by ourselves!"



* Does not apply for kids of Muslims and HartzIV-recipients!
[HartzIV = German unemployment benefit paid after the first 12-18 months of unemployment]

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Old 18-11-2010, 06:21 PM   #7
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Talking The Muslims



Stimulated by freedom of religion in the FRG Ltd. they breed like rabbits while always at least
a stone's throw away from our legal system:


The Muslims



"We demand: Authentic Islamic education at German schools!"


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Old 18-11-2010, 06:27 PM   #8
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Talking The Obese



Will not become as thick as thieves: Their rampant consumation makes them a burden to society sooner or later:


The Obese


"We demand: luncheon vouchers instead of education vouchers!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 06:42 PM   #9
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Talking The Feminists



Jute sack and pudding-basin haircut , Birkenstocks and sundial. You need not cackle - that is how modern scolds (German: Drachen = dragons) dress:


The Feminists


"We demand: a proportion of women in leading business positions of 60%!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 06:44 PM   #10
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Talking The Lesbians




Sour-faced and a bulging rucksack on their back, lacking jewellery or expensive frills. Their appearance often is blowsy - their ego mostly pathetic.


The Lesbians


"We demand: Stop heteronormative power and suppression relations!"

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Old 18-11-2010, 07:06 PM   #11
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Talking The WCUs



Of course they must not be left out in a quality Minority-Quartett! Though always "pulling the fun brake" (fun killers, German idiomatic expr.: Spassbremse anziehen) always guaranteeing a good laugh:


The WCUs


"We demand capital punishment for happy, tap-dancing children!"



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Old 18-11-2010, 08:12 PM   #12
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Stars explained:


Part of the population
Level of education
Wealth
Homogeneity
Social acceptance
Sense of shame


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Old 18-11-2010, 08:31 PM   #13
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