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Old 07-11-2010, 03:31 PM   #1
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Default why do animals have no need to wipe bottoms?

yet we have all the problems with clean breaks and use masses of tissue paper...lets face it shitting can be a real pain in the ass...makes you wonder why god didnt create the ultimate waste free gut
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:33 PM   #2
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Cows crap directly into their own vaginas so I think the human race got off lightly.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:34 PM   #3
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Cows crap directly into their own vaginas so I think the human race got off lightly.
yes but the smell is acceptable and if one steps in a cow pat its not exactly the end of the world unlike dog poo
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:42 PM   #4
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Cows crap directly into their own vaginas so I think the human race got off lightly.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:42 PM   #5
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because mostly they have tongues that can reach
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:44 PM   #6
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Its a conspiracy I tell you. God created man to support his monopoly on the toilet paper industry. He created man for capital. Jeezzz...the Matrix is really a fucked up place.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:45 PM   #7
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yes but the smell is acceptable and if one steps in a cow pat its not exactly the end of the world unlike dog poo
But cows eat grass.

Dog's will even eat their own shit.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:47 PM   #8
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because mostly they have tongues that can reach
Just what i was thinking....Yuck
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:48 PM   #9
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Just what i was thinking....Yuck
they seem to likie it (well dogs, at least) - they even clean each others asses!

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they seem to likie it (well dogs, at least) - they even clean each others asses!

and then come and try and lick your face
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:49 PM   #11
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But cows eat grass.

Dog's will even eat their own shit.
some humans do that and piss and vomit and blood+ they fuking film it for $, people are way worse my friend and the extreme porno scene is all the evidence you need.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:50 PM   #12
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they seem to likie it (well dogs, at least) - they even clean each others asses!

So do some humans...but we wont go there
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:52 PM   #13
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some humans do that and piss and vomit and blood+ they fuking film it for $, people are way worse my friend and the extreme porno scene is all the evidence you need.
lol

And this is connected to the thread topic HOW?
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Old 07-11-2010, 04:35 PM   #14
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From living in the country and being around various types of animals. Ive noticed their are quite a few that need to clean themselves but can't.Cows, horses,pigs and bulls are examples.The diet has a lot to do with this also... Example goats have pellet type poop and rabbits also.You can tell a lot about which animal is around the area by noticing their droppings.
Basically it's the the position of their body at the time of their elimination and the of type food they have eaten.

Humans seem to fit into the category of the messy animals even if they squat well and try to have a clean backside it's a lost cause. And their butts are nasty and need butt wipe to clean.Also may i add human droppings are on the top of the list in my opinion of foul smelling and particularly offensive droppings you may find in the woods.
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Old 07-11-2010, 04:38 PM   #15
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some humans do that and piss and vomit and blood+ they fuking film it for $, people are way worse my friend and the extreme porno scene is all the evidence you need.
i think Crowley and his initiates were into eating each others excrement but could be wrong
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Old 07-11-2010, 04:41 PM   #16
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why do animals have no need to wipe bottoms?
Maybe because animals got no hands.?

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Old 07-11-2010, 04:47 PM   #17
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yet we have all the problems with clean breaks and use masses of tissue paper...lets face it shitting can be a real pain in the ass...makes you wonder why god didnt create the ultimate waste free gut
The same reason animals don't brush their teeth. If you eat right neither is necessary imo.

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Old 07-11-2010, 05:57 PM   #19
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I hope this is a sincere question, and that this is not a troll...

Animals have different diets from ours (more solid food resulting in more solid poop), plus most animals don't have butt-cheeks like we do, their butt-hole is exposed directly to the 4 winds. Meaning, whatever poop is left on their butt-hole after pooing simply dries up and falls to the ground, cos unlike us, they don't wear pants.
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So do some humans...but we wont go there
i went there one time.

it tickled
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