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Old 20-05-2010, 01:02 AM   #21
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Haha, good for you but I can tell you it wasnt very funny for me at first..
Yes well, that will teach you... should've listened to your mother when she told you to stop poking it
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Old 20-05-2010, 01:04 AM   #22
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haha, did anyone see the episode of, think it was tribe where Bruce Parry had a scantily clad South American tribesman try to push his back up for a ritual, the guy nearly passed out !
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Old 20-05-2010, 01:05 AM   #23
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I know I'm a new user so you won't believe me, but this is NOT a joke even if it sounds like it. I just found out the hard way, that you can actully push the penis into the body. I kid you not. Just have it as slack as possible and fiddle it in there and eventually itl'll pop in!

Now, only one problem - HOW THE FRECK DO I GET IT OUT AGAIN??? Surely someone must know? It doesn't hurt but man, I'm getting scared as hell now, it's GONE and I don't know how to get it back out!

I can't go to the emergency man, what the hell shall I say? Oh man what have I done...

Have you tryed tempting it back out with a pice of cheese or somthing?

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just tell your penis it's surrounded and it's to come back out!

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Old 20-05-2010, 01:07 AM   #24
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Yes well, that will teach you... should've listened to your mother when she told you to stop poking it


Lol, yeah..

Anyway, now I have learned to pop it in and out in a more contolled manner. HAHA! Thing looks way odd down there. Can't believe I didn't discover this earlier, it's a great time killing activity so I guess it was worth it.
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Old 20-05-2010, 01:30 AM   #25
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it's a great time killing activity so I guess it was worth it.
... way to make an entrance on a forum
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Old 20-05-2010, 06:44 AM   #26
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OK I'll admit now, I'm just trolling with you guys, I havn't inverted my penis really. BUT, it is possible somehow (at least that's what other people say) so it's not entirely false, but I have no clue on how you do it. I've been sitting here at my computer, trying to invert my penis for ages but naah, no luck at all haha.

Anyway, now I'll move on to becoming a proper, non-trolling member of the forum as I first intended when registering.
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Old 20-05-2010, 09:11 AM   #27
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OK I'll admit now, I'm just trolling with you guys, I havn't inverted my penis really. BUT, it is possible somehow (at least that's what other people say) so it's not entirely false, but I have no clue on how you do it. I've been sitting here at my computer, trying to invert my penis for ages but naah, no luck at all haha.

Anyway, now I'll move on to becoming a proper, non-trolling member of the forum as I first intended when registering.
too late sunshine, your card is marked already

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Old 20-05-2010, 09:14 AM   #28
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too late sunshine, your card is marked already

Hahha.. and so is your bike
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Old 20-05-2010, 11:32 AM   #29
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I'm surprisingly very disappointed now.
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Old 20-05-2010, 11:58 AM   #30
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Quick! Call an exorcist!!!
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Old 20-05-2010, 02:23 PM   #31
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Have you tryed tempting it back out with a pice of cheese or somthing?

Try this!



just tell your penis it's surrounded and it's to come back out!
HAHA! I was going to say put your thumb in your mouth and blow hard.

I always thought having a vagina for a day would be a fun experience, "Correction Universe, i'd like to scrap that one from my list"
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OK I'll admit now, I'm just trolling with you guys, I havn't inverted my penis really. BUT, it is possible somehow (at least that's what other people say) so it's not entirely false, but I have no clue on how you do it. I've been sitting here at my computer, trying to invert my penis for ages but naah, no luck at all haha.

Anyway, now I'll move on to becoming a proper, non-trolling member of the forum as I first intended when registering.
Don't believe you.
You turned your dick inside out, you aint fooling us.
Go the whole hog and try and squeeze your nuts inside too.
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Old 21-05-2010, 03:02 AM   #33
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I know I'm a new user so you won't believe me, but this is NOT a joke even if it sounds like it. I just found out the hard way, that you can actully push the penis into the body. I kid you not. Just have it as slack as possible and fiddle it in there and eventually itl'll pop in!

Now, only one problem - HOW THE FRECK DO I GET IT OUT AGAIN??? Surely someone must know? It doesn't hurt but man, I'm getting scared as hell now, it's GONE and I don't know how to get it back out!

I can't go to the emergency man, what the hell shall I say? Oh man what have I done...
Yes there is a tribe who do this deliberately, it's called inverting the penis. No idea how you uninvert it though. I think it's a tribe in Borneo.
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Old 21-05-2010, 03:05 AM   #34
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haha, did anyone see the episode of, think it was tribe where Bruce Parry had a scantily clad South American tribesman try to push his back up for a ritual, the guy nearly passed out !
Yeah that's what I watched, episode was so funny. It's the first time I've ever seen him refuse to do something, looked like it hurt like hell. I was quite impressed that he even let other blokes touch his whatsit in the first place to attempt it. Watching him drink a steaming hot bowl of cows blood with extra clots the other night nearly made me vomit.
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Old 21-05-2010, 03:17 AM   #35
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Don't believe you.
You turned your dick inside out, you aint fooling us.
Go the whole hog and try and squeeze your nuts inside too.
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Old 24-05-2010, 07:01 AM   #36
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Go the whole hog and try and squeeze your nuts inside too.
Not that hard. I usually lose righty after a long ride on me bike, or a particularly intense orgasm.

Just need to push down on the right spot and bingo bango- out he pops.
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Yes there is a tribe who do this deliberately, it's called inverting the penis. No idea how you uninvert it though. I think it's a tribe in Borneo.


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