British people suck

[innerlight]

now that we know that satan wears a top hat and speaks with a British accent, please name me one thing British people have contributed to society, ever?

AND: Monty Python doesn't count. British humour is the downfall of man. there would be no sin in this world without the likes of the Holy Grail and the Life of Brian.

manners do not count. soccer does not count. awesome literature and poetry does not count. all those scientific achievments do not count. mapping the world and wonderful military tactics with great diplomacy does not count. economic prowess does not count. great music does not count. hot women from London to Yorkshire does not count. Alister Crowley does not count. awesome ship building does not count. did I say William fucking Shakespeare does not count?

you have 3 seconds to give me a good list, or I will spank your bums.....

[godgoo]

Originally Posted by innerlight

now that we know that satan wears a top hat and speaks with a British accent, please name me one thing British people have contributed to society, ever?

AND: Monty Python doesn't count. British humour is the downfall of man. there would be no sin in this world without the likes of the Holy Grail and the Life of Brian.

manners do not count. soccer does not count. awesome literature and poetry does not count. all those scientific achievments do not count. mapping the world and wonderful military tactics with great diplomacy does not count. economic prowess does not count. great music does not count. hot women from London to Yorkshire does not count. Alister Crowley does not count. awesome ship building does not count. did I say William fucking Shakespeare does not count?

you have 3 seconds to give me a good list, or I will spank your bums.....

What about infrastructure, everybody has hauled ass.

[rhydra]

Boadicea, she burned Romans, how awesome is that?

[metacomet]

Originally Posted by innerlight

manners do not count. soccer does not count. awesome literature and poetry does not count.

They didn't invent any of those things anyway

Manners were perfected in Confucian Asia long before Britain was a superpower.

Soccer was played in South America long before the UK (for blood, in the Mayan culture).

And awesome literature and poetry (along with mathematics and algebra) were perfected/invented in Muslim states and India.

[erthiz]

Soccer was played in South America long before the UK (for blood, in the Mayan culture).

It wasnt soccer though, as we know it, it was a completely different game.

To answer the OP, i cant think of anything, id never call myself British its embarrasing, i am Welsh.

British humour is the downfall of man

Thats a bit extreme What about The Office? Extras? the 2 Ronnies?

Have these contributed to the downfall of man?

[innerlight]

Originally Posted by erthiz

It wasnt soccer though, as we know it, it was a completely different game.

To answer the OP, i cant think of anything, id never call myself British its embarrasing, i am Welsh.



Thats a bit extreme What about The Office? Extras? the 2 Ronnies?

Have these contributed to the downfall of man?

why do Brits refer to the Welsh as "sheep shaggers"?

and i'm taking the piss anyways. the bible tells us we are all evil, not just the Brits. it must be true.

[erthiz]

Originally Posted by innerlight

why do Brits refer to the Welsh as "sheep shaggers"?

and i'm taking the piss anyways. the bible tells us we are all evil, not just the Brits. it must be true.

Haha we all shag sheep because they show a love and tenderness that no human can match

[dontbeafraid]

I always found it odd that they did'nt go to the moon.

[spiraltrance]

Originally Posted by metacomet

Soccer was played in South America long before the UK (for blood, in the Mayan culture).

Originally Posted by erthiz

It wasnt soccer though, as we know it, it was a completely different game.

Correct. Soccer, as we know it, evolved from the vikings when they'd behead someone and then kick the head around to each other.

[innerlight]

Originally Posted by erthiz

Haha we all shag sheep because they show a love and tenderness that no human can match

ROFL....not to worry. You can officially shag sheep in Little Rock, Arkansas and Louisville, Kentucky without the law breathing down your neck.

And I would imagine sheep enjoy the variety.

no one has disproven my theory that British people suck. Is their no honour amongst the Brit population??

[innerlight]

Originally Posted by dontbeafraid

I always found it odd that they did'nt go to the moon.

Jesus Christ built the moon and planted His chosen American flag on it for a reason. If the brits weren't so busy sipping tea and swimming nude in the Thames they may have conquered space first. Or way before we didn't do it.....

[spiraltrance]

Originally Posted by metacomet

And awesome literature and poetry (along with mathematics and algebra) were perfected/invented in Muslim states and India.

Mathematics and algebra first appeared back in the days of Atlantis. And I doubt even the atlanteans/nephilim invented it themselves but inherited it from elsewhere.

[erthiz]

Originally Posted by innerlight

ROFL....not to worry. You can officially shag sheep in Little Rock, Arkansas and Louisville, Kentucky without the law breathing down your neck.

And I would imagine sheep enjoy the variety.

no one has disproven my theory that British people suck. Is their no honour amongst the Brit population??

Haha wooohoooo but im ok, we have more sheep in Wales than humans so i think im good

[cathar]

David Icke/William Blake/Sandy Denny/Richard Thompson/JRR Tolkein/
Arthur Conan Doyle/
I think you have a mental problem Inner Flight...

[innerlight]

Originally Posted by cathar

David Icke/William Blake/Sandy Denny/Richard Thompson/JRR Tolkein/
Arthur Conan Doyle/
I think you have a mental problem Inner Flight...

i do indeed have a mental problem. it's called being a TEXAN

[runlikehell]

Originally Posted by innerlight

you have 3 seconds to give me a good list, or I will spank your bums.....

Waits to be spanked

[fishonwheels]

Originally Posted by innerlight

now that we know that satan wears a top hat and speaks with a British accent, please name me one thing British people have contributed to society, ever?

AND: Monty Python doesn't count. British humour is the downfall of man. there would be no sin in this world without the likes of the Holy Grail and the Life of Brian.

manners do not count. soccer does not count. awesome literature and poetry does not count. all those scientific achievments do not count. mapping the world and wonderful military tactics with great diplomacy does not count. economic prowess does not count. great music does not count. hot women from London to Yorkshire does not count. Alister Crowley does not count. awesome ship building does not count. did I say William fucking Shakespeare does not count?

you have 3 seconds to give me a good list, or I will spank your bums.....

Fish and chips.......

[rashhead]

Not sure if British exists anymore, but in between fighting and drinking us Scot's gave you many things including...

- Plasma TV (ok maybe not plasma's 90yrs ago)
- Mobile phones (ok just phones)
- How to build a road
- Dolly the cloned sheep (Gordon Brown)
- Golf (having the need to legalise clubs to fight with)
- Real bridges (not the GRP plastic ones you use)
- Degrees Kelvin (as it get's hot here in the summer = 0'k)
- Logarithms
- Marmalade (not the marmite shite made for pussies)
- Penicillin
- Fax machines
- Refridgerators (via someone on loan to Oz)
- Buicks (via someone on loan to you)
- Whisky

Thanks very much for...
- Frozen foods
- McDonalds
- KFC
- The first nuclear reactor

And...
- Belinda Stronach
http://rac1.org/versio/files/2010/01/billamant2.jpg
- Sarah Palin
http://xenon.arcticus.com/files/sarah-palin-hot.jpg

[mikey mikey]

See this David Icke bloke.

He's British.

[killuminatiday]

idk I like they accents and the funny way they say stuff and that slang too lol. let them live, for now