Monsterquest and Werewolf Footage Controversy

[thewatcher]

Originally Posted by don coyote

It was a Ham and Egg biscuit,..... and I look damn good in a robe.

Mike....Your witty....I consider that "somewhat" of a saving grace....
As I said before - I don't hate you at all, and even the "not like" part is starting to heal over pretty nicely.

Tell you what - let's just let this whole damn nightmare die, it's caused suffering on both sides of the camp - and it hasn't accomplished a damn thing. You've pretty much confessed - and I don't think your DANGEROUSLY evil - just an emotionally stunted major league pain in the ass - 30 something going on 12.

I'm sure if you dedicate your efforts toward more constructive, positive pursuits, and swear off EVER doing ANYTHING this STUPID again, we can all hug and swap sloppy smootches. Like I said before - you did fess up, credit -
and although hoaxing is damaging and SHOULD be a crime - it's not like you
murdered a Koala Bear or burned a church down or anything.

I'm just mentally exhausted with this whole bucket of grade "A" high test bullshit. I'm fighting off Bubonic Plague, I haven't had a decent cuddle session in quite a while, My ass bone hurts from sitting here at this computer firing flamers over your bow, I'm low on cigarettes and they cost five bucks a pop, My joints feel like I've gone nine rounds with Leon Spinks, and my eyes are drying out from trying to read your piss poor attempt at typing.

I say we all stick a fork in this pig...

[shankers]

Originally Posted by don coyote

BWAHAHAHaHahahahaha!!!!!

LMFAO!!!


.....*Wipes tear from eye*...


That's why we're having this discussion? The previous topic went over 400 pages of discussion because my ghillie suit pales in comparison to a Werewolf costume in a Halloween store?


.....SERIOUSLY???!!!


If I were wearing a "Werewolf" costume, I'll wager that you all would've said ....."Guy In A Suit" and moved onto another topic of discussion.




Holy shit.


ROTF!!!

I pissed my pants laughing, too, not at some reasonable suggestion, but at the site of a grown man dressing up as a tumbleweed and scooting along a bit of scrubland. "Fuck, I'm the dogman- no really, I was just hankering after the spirit of '87".

[biblegirl]

why don't you have the same tattoo as the guy in the truck?

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by destinysmoon1964

This comment is laughable at best..what is so chest thumping about what I just posted? That people DO have lives to live, that not all of us let things of this nature consume us?

If you need help thumping your,...

..... um.....


Nevermind.

[size_of_light]

Originally Posted by don coyote

Honestly,..... I'm not certain that I can accurately re-create that scene. I honestly believe I got lucky the first time.

..... But I could try.

My youngest and I went to the scene and shot some still-photos of me in the red "wife-beater" shirt and glasses crouching on all fours like "Bitey", so you all could review the scene and compare the tree locations and such. I'll get around to uploading them sometime after I finish reading this encyclopedia of an article we keep expanding upon. (Hell,..... I'm only on page 13).

Yeah,..... I might even give it another shot,..... I realize that the MQ cameraman had the wrong angle entirely.....

..... "Dogboy" was my cameraman for the attack scene, and he was standing upright, behind a sapling..... with the sapling in plain sight. The MQ cameraman had his camera at ground level. (It didn't look quite right).


Maybe if I'm feeling generous, and the aggressive mood gets a little fuzzier,..... maybe.

Crock of shit.

How long would it take you to upload these new photos?

Five minutes. So do it now and the aggressive mood might start to get a little fuzzier.

You filmed behind the scenes stuff for GF2 when you put the guy in the hole.

Where's the same-style background footage for GF1?

Are you saying you and your son didn't record a single extra moment or frame of footage of you grinning at the camera or giving the thumbs up in your grass leotard out there in the woods before you started shooting the charge?

[merla]

Originally Posted by don coyote

Honestly,..... I'm not certain that I can accurately re-create that scene. I honestly believe I got lucky the first time.

..... But I could try.

My youngest and I went to the scene and shot some still-photos of me in the red "wife-beater" shirt and glasses crouching on all fours like "Bitey", so you all could review the scene and compare the tree locations and such. I'll get around to uploading them sometime after I finish reading this encyclopedia of an article we keep expanding upon. (Hell,..... I'm only on page 13).

Yeah,..... I might even give it another shot,..... I realize that the MQ cameraman had the wrong angle entirely.....

..... "Dogboy" was my cameraman for the attack scene, and he was standing upright, behind a sapling..... with the sapling in plain sight. The MQ cameraman had his camera at ground level. (It didn't look quite right).


Maybe if I'm feeling generous, and the aggressive mood gets a little fuzzier,..... maybe.

Thank you.

We all thought it was pretty bad of MQ not to shoot it at the same angle, did they explain why they did that?

[shankers]

Mike, why would you need to buy a 16mm camera when you already had an 8mm one? You didn't have to show the camera your son dropped in GF1, because you were choosing what to show in GF2; that's the point.

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by thewatcher

All that I CAN say is that if this was MIKE / Don / QUINLAN doing this THIS WELL and THIS CONVINCING,
then he was either the top of his class at Ranger school in this kinda thing - or he has some seriously freaky birth defects that he ain't talkin about.

I have three nipples,..... does that count?

[thewatcher]

Originally Posted by don coyote

I have three nipples,..... does that count?

Oh God......Mike....Just - just get help man - just see somebody qaulifiied ok?
There's meds for your damage, I just know it...

[shankers]

Mike, why would you 'promote' your film by putting it on Ebay? Have you not heard of going to film festivals, writing letters, making contacts with film groups, hiring an agent, doing viral marketing, sending copies of the film to studios, etc.? Why would you put it up for sale on Ebay?- you'd only be selling the video, not drawing up a contract.

[size_of_light]

Why can you upload long Quinlan clips to youtube but haven't got the time to post any of the ton of supporting stillshots behind the scenes on the first film here on this thread?

It's been days - where are they?

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by merla

I still find it intriguing that they didn't do a slowed down side by side comparison of Bitey and the ghilliemonster with an expert on animal movement/a choreographer or something talking through how similar they are.

Me too.

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by merla

You do have to wonder.

I'm still holding out for Mike to give us the full Gable masterpiece minus all the edits. That would be very worth seeing indeed.

When I have time,..... patience, people..... I'll get around to it.

[size_of_light]

Why has Steve Cook posted a photo of 'you' in the woodchopping sequence at the exact moment where 'your' (strangely deformed btw) hand is completely obscuring your face and labelled it: Aaron Gable” waves to the camera. One of many scenes cut from the original film.

?

Your avatar had a clearer face shot a few moments later, so why did he go with a shot that hides your face?

Could it be because we'd instantly recognise that you're not the person in the film?

That guy is much more swarthy, with a monobrow, roman nose and big jaw.

You're a dainty, effeminate-featured guy who's only similarity is long hair and a beard.

What's up with that?

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by destinysmoon1964

I don't believe that fella is going to come clean about this film at all. In my heart I believe that he got his rocks off by confusing people with his lies. Made him feel allmighty and powerful inside. Another thing I was thinking about..why would he divulge his secret cinematography? Would you share one of your delicious secret recipes with others if you knew you had a good product? If you knew you could possibly make money off of it? coke a cola wont divulge its recipe, its kept in a vault under lock and key, so is Dr.Peppers secret recipe. This guy had free advertisement in giving this film to Steve Cook, IF thats what he did, I still think that Steve Cook and his mindstage company are the real culprits behind this film..anyway, as I was saying..this guy got free advertisement of his work by giving this to Steve Cook, its in Steves DVD, on the internet..surely someone would be interested in his work after all of this. He didnt after all make any money off his other film endeavours according to what he said.
There are so many scenarios we can discuss here..but the only way we would know for sure is if someone could duplicate this film.

I already have a job. I work 56 hours a week... and try to make time for all my other hundred-or-so hobbies.

There's more to life than making money.

I don't aspire to "Get Rich Quick". If I did,..... I would simply run for public office.

[size_of_light]

Why do you only answer peripheral questions and make stupid, unfunny schoolboy humour posts instead of addressing the most basic, fundamental issues and post any evidence at all that would connect YOU to the film and show that the creature/s in it were hoaxed?

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by destinysmoon1964

And he is being as pompous as ever. Do you guys reeeally want to have this man explain things to ya'll? Look at how he is making light of all of this. He isn't going to clear up anything.

I'm no stranger to these message-board type chat forums.

I typically have a rather evil sense-of-humor,....... deal with it.

[biblegirl]

what was the name of the ebay listing?

[don coyote]

Originally Posted by biblegirl

no

the story of just wanting to recreate the 87 stir in the crypto world (as if steve cook somehow brought it to life) is lame as all get out.....

No no no, Babe ......... NOT the CRYPTO world.....

..... the CAMPFIRE world.

This wasn't a project to scare cryptozoologists with,..... it was meant to scare Cub Scouts in their tents.

Nothing more.

The "Mass Hysteria" came from radio listeners. Not Monster Chasers.

[size_of_light]

Originally Posted by don coyote

I'm no stranger to these message-board type chat forums.

This isn't a chat forum.

You've just gone on national television claiming you hoaxed the most realistic cryptid footage of all time by wearing a grass suit with coathangers for ears and hopping towards the camera making superhuman movements...

...without any corroborating evidence whatsoever.

...and all you want to do now is share your thoughts with the world on bacon and egg mcmuffins.