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Old 06-08-2012, 10:48 AM   #8761
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Old 06-08-2012, 02:17 PM   #8762
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I'm afraid madman always wins; hate to break it to you guys but it's true...
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:58 PM   #8763
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I'm afraid madman always wins; hate to break it to you guys but it's true...
How much is he paying you?

Or does he offer you other services?
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Old 06-08-2012, 05:17 PM   #8764
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Old 06-08-2012, 05:32 PM   #8765
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:11 PM   #8766
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Did you manage to get rid of 'the rash' vivaceth?
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:42 AM   #8767
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:04 PM   #8768
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Old 08-08-2012, 05:43 PM   #8769
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That's what happens - when you get too close to weeman!
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Old 08-08-2012, 06:02 PM   #8770
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And that's only with my fag breath on STUN!
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:02 AM   #8771
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:28 PM   #8772
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:56 PM   #8774
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:04 PM   #8775
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:09 PM   #8776
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The belief that society exists has sabotaged every effort to change mankind. It is the reason why revolutions have failed. It is about a totally different revolution: the revolution in the heart of the individual.

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Old 11-08-2012, 11:57 PM   #8777
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:14 AM   #8778
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Old 12-08-2012, 12:28 PM   #8779
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IMPORTANT!

The DIF has been infiltrated by brainwashed Mossad sleeper-agents!

They have studied the posts on this forum closely in order to fit in and convincingly mask their true purpose, and may have been here for a long time.
They are very, very deep-cover, and will remain so until they are activated with a certain phrase, whereupon they will begin subverting the forum and ultimately bring it into line with the Zionist agenda.
UNTIL THEY READ THE TRIGGER PHRASE, THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE AWARE THAT THEY ARE SLEEPER-AGENTS.

This could be someone you know well on this forum, someone you never, ever would have suspected.

Fortunately, after a great deal of investigation, bribes and sexual favours, I have managed to discover the trigger phrase, and have come up with a plan to expose them to everybody. When an agent reads the phrase, their brainwashing will be activated, and they will not be able to prevent themselves from immediately posting, in order to reveal themselves to their Zionist controllers.

I will now post the activation phrase, and remember, WHOEVER POSTS NEXT IS AN ISRAELI SHILL. NEVER BELIEVE OR RESPOND TO ANYTHING THEY POST AFTERWARDS, THEY WILL BE TRYING TO SUBVERT AND DESTROY THE FORUM.


The phrase is as follows:


"PIGFACED JEW, YOU ARE A WOO"


The trap is set. Stay alert people.
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:00 PM   #8780
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