Naked Burglar Arrested With Mouse Up His Butt

stompk · 01-08-2012, 03:16 PM

More bizarre behavior.

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Noah Smith, a 24-year-old South Carolina man, was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault and battery charges, and indecent exposure.

According to the incident report, a resident called police to complain of a burglar. When authorities arrived, the said they found Smith naked in the victim’s home with a USB-powered computer mouse in his rectum, according to reports from WCSC.

But wait, there's more.

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When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim’s home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim’s bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim’s bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/mugsh...uck-in-rectum/

Police suspect mushrooms.....

For my opinion, see my thread about cyanobacteria.

stompk · 01-08-2012, 03:31 PM

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Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a USB cord hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed the culprit -- a mouse -- lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

After the medical exam, he was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges, and indecent exposure. Smith was transported to the Oconee County Detention Center.

http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

Umm, one doesn't need any equipment to get high on mushrooms, you just eat them. Is one's mouth considered equipment.

toallofyou · 01-08-2012, 03:35 PM

At least it wasn't a real mouse

torus · 01-08-2012, 03:36 PM

Hmmm, he's a "future-shop" instead of a pet-shop boy. Good luck with that...Noah.

lizzy · 01-08-2012, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by torus

hmmm, he's a "future-shop" instead of a pet-shop boy. Good luck with that...noah.

:d,lol.

ex sheep · 01-08-2012, 03:48 PM

The mouse got scared after seeing the Police and scurried into the nearest hole.

stompk · 01-08-2012, 04:06 PM

Your jokes are all pretty cheesy.

fruitgum · 01-08-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stompk

Your jokes are all pretty cheesy.

No point me saying then that he was probably trying to browse all the ****
on the MSM

I`ve heard the saying `any PORT in a storm` but his actions were ridiculous

On a more serious note, cases such as this are very scary.
I think humans must be losing their mind.

joho · 01-08-2012, 06:30 PM

ouch
i hope the laptop is not missing to lol

fruitgum · 01-08-2012, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by joho

ouch
i hope the laptop is not missing to lol

I`m sure the police will monitor the situation

joho · 01-08-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fruitgum

I`m sure the police will monitor the situation

and printer a report

shakerr · 01-08-2012, 07:51 PM

Anyone fancy a chocolate mouse, I mean mousse?

verndewd · 01-08-2012, 08:15 PM

some guys just have a bad motherboard

cafe beelzebub · 01-08-2012, 08:20 PM

High on mushrooms?

Fuck off.

I'm usually laid down tripping my tits off unable to move when high on mushrooms.

Not fighting coppers.

greatdayforfreedom · 01-08-2012, 08:52 PM

Did his bum squeak when he sat down?

toallofyou · 01-08-2012, 09:01 PM

Zombie?

Somebody should suggest that to George A. Romero, a film about the dead rising and roaming the face of the earth, searching not for human flesh but rather computer accessories to stick up their backsides.

It would still probably be better than "Survival of the Dead"

joho · 01-08-2012, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by greatdayforfreedom

Did his bum squeak when he sat down?

only when he had the usb plugged in lol

rodin · 01-08-2012, 09:58 PM

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Naked Burglar Arrested With Mouse Up His Butt

That's my kinda headline

Decades ago the Daily Record in Scotland had the ultimate headline

ergo

Man Changes Sex to Satisfy Lesbian Wife

twilight_sparkle · 01-08-2012, 11:42 PM

I though you meant a furry rodent when I clicked th

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01-08-2012, 03:36 PM	#4
torus Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,955	Hmmm, he's a "future-shop" instead of a pet-shop boy. Good luck with that...Noah. __________________ freedom is an inside job Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the twentieth century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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ex sheep Forum Advisor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: riding around Posts: 16,162	The mouse got scared after seeing the Police and scurried into the nearest hole. __________________ Yes let's throw science down the bog, this is the David Icke forum, we only know what we have been conditioned into believing, facts are not facts that come from "authority" Is that all there is ?. "no of course not !" When Icke says start of with a clean sheet of paper, what he means is "surrender", which is very powerful, you are more than what you think you are.

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verndewd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Lands of the american natives Posts: 11,894	some guys just have a bad motherboard __________________ see the world as walking in spirit in harmony and let everything else go

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cafe beelzebub Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,666	High on mushrooms? Fuck off. I'm usually laid down tripping my tits off unable to move when high on mushrooms. Not fighting coppers. __________________ MY ARTWORK https://www.facebook.com/pages/Artis...416?ref=stream

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greatdayforfreedom Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,034	Did his bum squeak when he sat down? Last edited by greatdayforfreedom; 01-08-2012 at 08:54 PM.

01-08-2012, 03:35 PM	#3
toallofyou Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,387	At least it wasn't a real mouse

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stompk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,959	Your jokes are all pretty cheesy.

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joho Inactive Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Today's News Posts: 1,525	ouch i hope the laptop is not missing to lol

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shakerr Temporarily suspended Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Highlands, Alba Posts: 2,303	Anyone fancy a chocolate mouse, I mean mousse?

01-08-2012, 09:01 PM	#16
toallofyou Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,387	Zombie? Somebody should suggest that to George A. Romero, a film about the dead rising and roaming the face of the earth, searching not for human flesh but rather computer accessories to stick up their backsides. It would still probably be better than "Survival of the Dead"