11-06-2012, 02:03 PM
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11-06-2012, 02:07 PM
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The mildly amusing sex-talk (hyphenated
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11-06-2012, 03:48 PM
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I shaved my bat...
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination.  AThH GBVR LOVLM ADNI |
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11-06-2012, 04:12 PM
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and plucked my balls ....
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11-06-2012, 04:38 PM
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with some leftover velcro.......
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11-06-2012, 04:38 PM
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plums are now ready....
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11-06-2012, 04:53 PM
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50% off at Tesco's ......
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11-06-2012, 05:42 PM
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people will be happy...
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11-06-2012, 05:49 PM
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If they get chopped...
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12-06-2012, 07:39 AM
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Bring me my meat-cleaver!!!
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12-06-2012, 12:48 PM
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"here!" - borrow my axe!..........
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12-06-2012, 12:55 PM
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secateurs are more effective.....
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12-06-2012, 12:56 PM
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fingers just...... pop off!
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12-06-2012, 04:09 PM
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Now you're scaring me!
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12-06-2012, 08:06 PM
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and the transcendental meditators?
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12-06-2012, 08:44 PM
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12-06-2012, 08:54 PM
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a microscope is needed.......
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13-06-2012, 02:47 PM
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microcosmical illegal alien attack?
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13-06-2012, 06:11 PM
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- crabs in Weeman's pants ....
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13-06-2012, 06:23 PM
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"That's" where they came-from!!!.......
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