I'm going to start shitting correctly

chris · 21-05-2012, 03:29 PM

I can't believe how unaware I was over the way your body is supposed to have a shit.

Read through this website and you'll be amazed.

http://naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html

This is how we are supposed to be sitting when going to the toilet:

I'm going to start today. I've yhet to need to go but I'm just eating my lunch and going to give it a try.

macchoi · 21-05-2012, 04:00 PM

I remember a thread about the toilet conspiracy it might be worth checking out

dgsd · 21-05-2012, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris

I can't believe how unaware I was over the way your body is supposed to have a shit.

Read through this website and you'll be amazed.

http://naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html

This is how we are supposed to be sitting when going to the toilet:

I'm going to start today. I've yhet to need to go but I'm just eating my lunch and going to give it a try.

How does someone sit on a toilet like that? Maybe a shorter person it would work or do you gotta, most probably beneficial if ones morning glory been taken in a pond or lake in that type of position! But I will try just for, shits & giggles. Btw! Those artist sketchings seem to make me believe these two individuals are crapping in their pants? Maybe a use of a diaper would benefit this practice.
Lol just thought of that old SNL sketch...opps I crapped my pants!

chris · 21-05-2012, 04:40 PM

Okay, I gave it a go...

I basically lifted up the seat and squatted on the sides. It was surprisingly very easy. Next time I'll probably try with the seat up though.

dgsd · 21-05-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chris

Okay, I gave it a go...

I basically lifted up the seat and squatted on the sides. It was surprisingly very easy. Next time I'll probably try with the seat up though.

My questions were answered, thanks for that lol

plam · 21-05-2012, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by macchoi

I remember a thread about the toilet conspiracy it might be worth checking out

You remember correctly

TOILETS

chris, squatting is the proper way
just look at young children
they instinctively squat

what you need a wooden box which
you put in front of the toilet
and squat on it

Or make one of this

Just remember to pull your pants down

Not like the girl on the picture

Also peeing for men in the squatting position is preferable.

positive_forward · 21-05-2012, 05:23 PM

You may end up with a long term injury if you lose your balance and a shitty mess spread around the bathroom, as you flail about looking for something to grab a hold of as you fall.

maxine · 21-05-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chris

Okay, I gave it a go...

I basically lifted up the seat and squatted on the sides. It was surprisingly very easy. Next time I'll probably try with the seat up though.

I've also just given it a go!!

Next time I'll probably try with the lid up though!!

chris · 21-05-2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by maxine

I've also just given it a go!!

Next time I'll probably try with the lid up though!!

I said seat not lid lol

macchoi · 21-05-2012, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris

Okay, I gave it a go...

I basically lifted up the seat and squatted on the sides. It was surprisingly very easy. Next time I'll probably try with the seat up though.

I'm afraid I'll break my toilet if I try that lol
I guess a newspaper will have to do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by plam

You remember correctly

TOILETS

chris, squatting is the proper way
just look at young children
they instinctively squat

what you need a wooden box which
you put in front of the toilet
and squat on it

Or make one of this

Just remember to pull your pants down

Not like the girl on the picture

Also peeing for men in the squatting position is preferable.

I wonder what friends and family will think seeing this in the bathroom, or seeing me carry one of those into the bathroom with me haha

I can always do this outside in the backyard, the way nature intended

maxine · 21-05-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by chris

I said seat not lid lol

I know, lol!!

allure · 22-05-2012, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by chris

Amazing that I come and see this thread here today, I've been using the toilet as the picture shows above for the past 2-3 weeks. Definitely easier and feel like I get a more complete movement.

allure · 22-05-2012, 03:25 AM

I was going to make a little box to set in front of my toilet to elevate my feet just a little, but I don't mind just squatting on the loo.

However I've been removing my trousers completely to do it, haven't tried it when just pulling them down. I've been in my own home each time.

dude111 · 22-05-2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgsd

How does someone sit on a toilet like that?

Hehehehe exactly what i thought when i saw the pic

(Which i HAVE seen before)

allure · 23-05-2012, 03:42 AM

Weird that I had just started doing this of my own accord, I'd read about elevating the feet before, but I had started squatting over the toilet as described here just on a whim. All of a sudden at 30 years of age it just seemed like the natural thing to do.

mountainwood · 23-05-2012, 08:03 AM

I also started "shitting correctly", after I read the toilet conspiracy thread.
Feels much more natural. And the shit is coming out more smooth-running.

pound · 23-05-2012, 08:23 AM

21-05-2012, 03:29 PM	#1
chris Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,254	I'm going to start shitting correctly I can't believe how unaware I was over the way your body is supposed to have a shit. Read through this website and you'll be amazed. http://naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html This is how we are supposed to be sitting when going to the toilet: I'm going to start today. I've yhet to need to go but I'm just eating my lunch and going to give it a try.

21-05-2012, 04:00 PM	#2
macchoi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,150	I remember a thread about the toilet conspiracy it might be worth checking out __________________ "We're just a weed in the universe".

21-05-2012, 04:40 PM	#4
chris Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7,254	Okay, I gave it a go... I basically lifted up the seat and squatted on the sides. It was surprisingly very easy. Next time I'll probably try with the seat up though. Last edited by chris; 21-05-2012 at 04:40 PM.

21-05-2012, 05:23 PM	#7
positive_forward Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 3,159	You may end up with a long term injury if you lose your balance and a shitty mess spread around the bathroom, as you flail about looking for something to grab a hold of as you fall. Last edited by positive_forward; 21-05-2012 at 05:24 PM.

22-05-2012, 03:25 AM	#13
allure Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Isle of Everywhere Posts: 1,702	I was going to make a little box to set in front of my toilet to elevate my feet just a little, but I don't mind just squatting on the loo. However I've been removing my trousers completely to do it, haven't tried it when just pulling them down. I've been in my own home each time. __________________ When you seek happiness for yourself, it will always elude you. When you seek happiness for others, you will find it in yourself. Last edited by allure; 22-05-2012 at 03:25 AM.

23-05-2012, 03:42 AM	#15
allure Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Isle of Everywhere Posts: 1,702	Weird that I had just started doing this of my own accord, I'd read about elevating the feet before, but I had started squatting over the toilet as described here just on a whim. All of a sudden at 30 years of age it just seemed like the natural thing to do. __________________ When you seek happiness for yourself, it will always elude you. When you seek happiness for others, you will find it in yourself. Last edited by allure; 23-05-2012 at 03:43 AM.

23-05-2012, 08:03 AM	#16
mountainwood Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 22	I also started "shitting correctly", after I read the toilet conspiracy thread. Feels much more natural. And the shit is coming out more smooth-running.

23-05-2012, 08:23 AM	#17
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