A humour thread - Page 292

eternal1stparty · 09-03-2012, 07:15 PM

For Kids - YouTube

coco · 11-03-2012, 04:01 AM

A drunk's walking home from the pub with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. On he arduously trods all lopsided: curb, street, curb, street.....

A cop say, "Hey buddy, you're drunk!"

The drunk says, "Oh thank goodness, I thought I was crippled!"

*bu-dum-tish!*

screamingeagle · 14-03-2012, 08:45 AM

screamingeagle · 16-03-2012, 11:32 AM

http://www.epicfail.com/2012/03/14/garbage-man-fail/

evillive · 17-03-2012, 07:45 AM

merlincove · 17-03-2012, 11:09 AM

Darth Vader in Love - YouTube

screamingeagle · 17-03-2012, 04:17 PM

saty · 17-03-2012, 07:21 PM

coco · 20-03-2012, 03:40 AM

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines!

I've gotta million of them folks, A Million!!

coco · 20-03-2012, 03:42 AM

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months!

nofuture · 20-03-2012, 07:07 PM

theqleaner · 21-03-2012, 03:42 AM

Coco.. You're Still Here ??

coco · 21-03-2012, 09:48 PM

Yes.

How have you been? (Never mind the image below, I'm Yorkie bombing the forum.)

theqleaner · 22-03-2012, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coco

Yes.

How have you been? (Never mind the image below, I'm Yorkie bombing the forum.)

Not Well.. In Tremendous Pain.. And Not Sure If I Can Continue..

coco · 22-03-2012, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theqleaner

Not Well.. In Tremendous Pain.. And Not Sure If I Can Continue..

??

What's wrong?

theqleaner · 22-03-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coco

??

What's wrong?

Other than everything ?? I cannot take the pain of constantly being fucked up the ass by all of the liars and bullshit this world is continuously producing.. While I have had to sacrifice everything and endure 10 years of constant torture and pain..

I have thus removed almost all of my information from the Web (except Google+).. And my patience is just about finished.. I cannot and will not go on like this.. The clock that has been ticking backwards for the past 10 years is about to go BOOM.. THERE IS NO MORE TIME ANY MORE !!! MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T LISTEN TO ME.. SURE AS SHIT HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ME.. AND I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY MORE !!

WEAPONS FREE.. NUKE EVERYTHING !!

screamingeagle · 23-03-2012, 11:59 AM

maxine · 23-03-2012, 12:40 PM

A doctor was doing his ward round - in a Bosnian hospital. He eventually came across a little girl - who was laying in bed!
The little girl said, "doctor, doctor - i can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "that's because we've amputated your arms!"

martg · 26-03-2012, 09:35 PM

psketti · 26-03-2012, 09:38 PM

Cactus swinging...

11-03-2012, 04:01 AM	#5822
coco Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bitchin' Rockstaritude from Mars Posts: 14,738	A drunk's walking home from the pub with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. On he arduously trods all lopsided: curb, street, curb, street..... A cop say, "Hey buddy, you're drunk!" The drunk says, "Oh thank goodness, I thought I was crippled!" bu-dum-tish! __________________ "If you see your face is dirty in the mirror, do you wash the mirror?" A forum dedicated to the research, discussion, reporting and classifying of the UFO phenomenon. http://www.uforesearchnetwork.proboards.com/index.cgi Last edited by coco; 11-03-2012 at 04:03 AM.

14-03-2012, 08:45 AM	#5823
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16-03-2012, 11:32 AM	#5824
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17-03-2012, 07:45 AM	#5825
evillive Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Helsinki/Finland Posts: 580	My LSD

17-03-2012, 04:17 PM	#5827
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17-03-2012, 07:21 PM	#5828
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20-03-2012, 03:40 AM	#5829
coco Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bitchin' Rockstaritude from Mars Posts: 14,738	Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! I've gotta million of them folks, A Million!! __________________ "If you see your face is dirty in the mirror, do you wash the mirror?" A forum dedicated to the research, discussion, reporting and classifying of the UFO phenomenon. http://www.uforesearchnetwork.proboards.com/index.cgi

20-03-2012, 03:42 AM	#5830
coco Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bitchin' Rockstaritude from Mars Posts: 14,738	A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months! __________________ "If you see your face is dirty in the mirror, do you wash the mirror?" A forum dedicated to the research, discussion, reporting and classifying of the UFO phenomenon. http://www.uforesearchnetwork.proboards.com/index.cgi

20-03-2012, 07:07 PM	#5831
nofuture Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,342	__________________ If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor

21-03-2012, 03:42 AM	#5832
theqleaner Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: In The Light Posts: 765	Coco.. You're Still Here ?? __________________ Marc "TheQleaner" Fisher Unseen Head The Illuminati Order Novus Ordo Seclorum

21-03-2012, 09:48 PM	#5833
coco Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bitchin' Rockstaritude from Mars Posts: 14,738	Yes. How have you been? (Never mind the image below, I'm Yorkie bombing the forum.) __________________ "If you see your face is dirty in the mirror, do you wash the mirror?" A forum dedicated to the research, discussion, reporting and classifying of the UFO phenomenon. http://www.uforesearchnetwork.proboards.com/index.cgi Last edited by coco; 21-03-2012 at 09:48 PM.

23-03-2012, 11:59 AM	#5837
screamingeagle Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Croatia/Zagreb Posts: 1,751	__________________ "Here I go again on my own,Goin' down the only road I've ever known.Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"

23-03-2012, 12:40 PM	#5838
maxine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,413	A doctor was doing his ward round - in a Bosnian hospital. He eventually came across a little girl - who was laying in bed! The little girl said, "doctor, doctor - i can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "that's because we've amputated your arms!" Last edited by maxine; 23-03-2012 at 06:01 PM.

26-03-2012, 09:35 PM	#5839
martg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 7,147	__________________ ever wanted to fly?

26-03-2012, 09:38 PM	#5840
psketti Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,790	Cactus swinging...