norton
15-09-2009, 12:15 PM
1. You shall not worship any other god but YHWH....and the bloke who made the nintendo Wii
2. You shall not make a graven image....unless it's really funny
3. You shall not take the name of YHWH in vain....unless you stub you toe or someone cuts you up in the car
4. You shall not break the Sabbath....their albums ROCK!!
5. You shall not dishonor your parents...Never ever ever take them on jeremy kyle/jerry springer
6. You shall not murder....but that doesn't include tossers who deserve it
7. You shall not commit adultery...unless he/she/it doesn't care either
8. You shall not steal....just invade and conquor then it becomes yours
9. You shall not commit perjury...unless you can get away with it convincingly
10. You shall not covet....just buy bigger and better things
now go forth and spread the word for this is the word of NORTON:D
2. You shall not make a graven image....unless it's really funny
3. You shall not take the name of YHWH in vain....unless you stub you toe or someone cuts you up in the car
4. You shall not break the Sabbath....their albums ROCK!!
5. You shall not dishonor your parents...Never ever ever take them on jeremy kyle/jerry springer
6. You shall not murder....but that doesn't include tossers who deserve it
7. You shall not commit adultery...unless he/she/it doesn't care either
8. You shall not steal....just invade and conquor then it becomes yours
9. You shall not commit perjury...unless you can get away with it convincingly
10. You shall not covet....just buy bigger and better things
now go forth and spread the word for this is the word of NORTON:D