A 2 in 1 cure for skint perverts

[steppewar]

I've found a great place to sit and get a great view of some nice tight cunts.

In my car in the Lidl car park.

http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/i.home

[size_of_light]

No idea what you're talking about but it sounds disturbing.

I sense you're waiting for a few more posts and a bit more outrage before you elaborate further. :D

[gilly]

No idea what you're talking about but it sounds disturbing.

I sense you're waiting for a few more posts and a bit more outrage before you elaborate further. :D

I think the, "tight cunts," is a pun -it's a reference to people who choose to shop at Lidle because their products are cheap.

Don't blow a gascket laughing, now will you!

[fekdemasons]

I've found a great place to sit and get a great view of some nice tight cunts.

In my car in the Lidl car park.

http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/i.home

Lovin your work there stepp ! Keep it up

[brainfreeze]

I've found a great place to sit and get a great view of some nice tight cunts.

In my car in the Lidl car park.

http://www.lidl.co.uk/uk/home.nsf/pages/i.home

Who's telling porkies?

You don't own a car :p


A few years ago I drank 12 pints of Guinness in 4 hours and then drove back home from my local snooker club. I was so pissed, the steering wheel slipped from my hand and my passenger mate grabbed it, which prevented us from crashing into a wall at 40mph.

I haven't driven under the influence of alcohol for years now, probably because I don't own a car anymore.

Has anyone else driven whilst being twatted?

[dmt head]

Don't blow a gascket laughing, now will you!

LOL aye I wont christ! :rolleyes::D Thats really bad stepp, thanks for enlightening us gilly lol

[sorath]

Who's telling porkies?

You don't own a car :p

Hahahahahahaha thats hilarious!

[majorlee]

u pay BIG prices at the 'expensive' supermarkets for a reason

ADVERTISING and product selection

and they pass the prices on to you - how nice of them :)

i must admit tho - try shopping in a Aldi or Lidl and getting all of the ingredients to bake a Chocolate Cake - its a a might hard challenege!

[unusual_suspect]

u pay BIG prices at the 'expensive' supermarkets for a reason

ADVERTISING and product selection

and they pass the prices on to you - how nice of them :)

i must admit tho - try shopping in a Aldi or Lidl and getting all of the ingredients to bake a Chocolate Cake - its a a might hard challenege!

Well, Lidls is my nearest supermarket - about 2 miles away and it's more expensive than Morrissons which is about 7 miles away cause I am now a counrty dweller.

Every time I go to Lidls I come out with loads of german chocolate, german cakes and jsut crap and bizzare things like chilli peppers in oil stuffed with Greek cheese and nut, emmental cheese and dried fuit selections 'cause that's what's cheap in there :confused:

So I have to disagree about the tight cunts.

[steppewar]

Who's telling porkies?

You don't own a car :p

You're right. I don't own a car and don't sit in my non existent car in the Lidl car park.

It was a joke.

[breezinreezin]

Steppe, this thread isn't up to your usual standard. What's the matter, hasn't the new batch of 'No thrills', home brew, fully fermented yet?

[deca]

I used to work in a sweet factory in the uk we used to pack sweets for many of the supermarkets .....but lidls used to get the crap that was sat around for days.....think there quality standards are lower .Do think because it has a German label that its made in Germany....... its just the crap the other supermarkets would not have with a foreign label on!!!!

so if the stuff taste a bit different from your usual brand or supermarkets own brand its not because johnny foreign likes that way...........

[gilly]

Shall I move this to a serious forum? :D