Scp-123

[penguin]

Special Containment Procedures

http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-123/SCP123.jpg

The inner sphere’s qualities are apparent when any small object is inserted within the outer sphere. Any such object quickly accelerates into the object and disappears. Any liquid poured into the object also is sucked into the central sphere. Analysis has shown that light that nears the black sphere is curved towards the center. The amount of gravity exhibited by the inner sphere suggests that its mass is approximately 1029 kg.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-123

:eek:

[penguin]

SCP-343

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 resides in a 6.1mx6.1m (20ftx20ft) room at Minimal Security, Site 17. SCP-343's chamber should be remotely monitored at all times. Any requests made by SCP-343 may be granted without supervisory approval, and it should be personally visited by at least one staff member each day. Attempts to add further safety precautions or required clearances are unnecessary/impossible due to the nature of SCP-343 (see description).

Description: SCP-343 is seemingly an elderly male human of indeterminate race, though descriptions of exact features differ between observers, even those viewing him concurrently. Subject has been noted as the perpetrator of several atypical events: see Incident Log 343 below for more details. SCP-343 is, for the moment, detained willingly in his chamber, though actual attempts to contain him have proven utterly futile.

SCP-343 was originally discovered walking the streets of Prague, during the retrieval operation for SCP-███. His unusual nature first came to the Foundation's attention when a retrieval team coordinator witnessed him disappear from the streets and reappear instantly on a nearby rooftop. During initial interviews, conducted by Dr. Beck, SCP-343 claimed outright to be the creator of the universe, effortlessly breaching containment to prove his claim. SCP-343 is an excellent conversationalist, displaying a constantly pleasant demeanour and a willingness to speak with staff on almost any topic, with apparent authority.

Addendum #343-1: "SCP-343 has been colloquially nicknamed "God" by the staff here. This isn't quite surprising: in my first talk with him he said he created the universe. When I asked him to prove it, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand. On my second visit, I entered the chamber only to find that the previously bare cell had been furnished in up-scale, Old English style, complete with roaring fireplace, with vastly increased internal dimensions. SCP-343 seems to greatly enjoy speaking with people, and visiting SCP-343 has become a daily event for many of the staff here. All employees report feeling generally happier after each visit. Originally, attempts were made to bar staff below Level 3 clearance: these proved unsuccessful when guards assigned to watch the room were found to have permitted all visitors despite express instruction and threats of disciplinary action, repeating only 'You know (SCP-343) likes company' when questioned. Despite this, given SCP-343's history of compliance, all staff have subsequently been granted access. For now, I leave this report open as further questioning of SCP-343 is ongoing." - Dr. Beck

Addendum #343-2: "Those exposed regularly to SCP-343 seem to quickly develop an attachment. Several personnel have given up leave or vacation time to remain close by. Frankly, I find this inexplicable devotion to this SCP after just a brief period of contact worrisome. I encourage further investigation." - Dr. Duggan

Addendum #343-3: "It has come to my attention that staff have begun to refer to SCP-343 as "God" in informal conversation. I would like to take this opportunity to remind all staff that despite pleasant appearances, SCP-343 has demonstrated an unparalleled ability to manipulate reality, apparently at a whim. No countermeasures have yet displayed any level of effectiveness. Staff are asked to keep this in mind in all dealings with SCP-343." - Dr. Hoffman

Addendum #343-4 "Are you actually telling me there's no way to contain this guy? A sentient reality-altering being that we are completely powerless to stop? Do you realize that the integrity of this entire organization, and the continued containment of uncountable dire threats to the existence of the species depend on one man's good humour? I'm approving unlimited funding for SCP-343's containment. In the meantime, try not to piss him off." - O5-2

Addendum #343-5 "On a related note: what precisely is SCP-343's purpose in remaining with the Foundation? A being with what has not yet shown to be anything short of complete omnipotence, and it's fully content to remain in its room and talk. Future questioning of SCP-343 is to have illumination of SCP-343's motivations and desires as its object." - O5-1

Incident Log 343:


http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343

(please dont attack me for this, I just found it and thought you all may like to read it.)

:)

[danceswithbunnies]

If he drinks shots of Wild Turkey chased with Red Bull and hangs out with these weird blue insectoid creatures....i think i know the dude.

[tejas]

LOOOL wtf is that?

[penguin]

What do you recon to this.....

The Angel SCP-997

http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/touched-by-an-angel.jpg

Special Containment Procedures: Entity must be contained in a room no smaller than 100 sq. meters, with a stainless steel crucifix (size irrelevant) on each wall. A diseased rat (Cancer works most effectively) must be placed in the room every day through a flap in the door. This flap must be made from linoleum strips infused with Heather during production, as SCP-997 seems to abhor the presence of the plant. This SCP requires LEVEL 1 security procedures. If personnel do need to enter the room for any reason, they must have passed the General Health Assessment with Dr. ██████, and must not, under any circumstances, look upon the "face" of the entity. A speaker must be installed facing downwards from the exact center of the ceiling, playing a continuous loop of "InfantAnguish.mp3" Which can be obtained from ████████████. Due to the distressing nature of the sounds that will constantly be playing in the enclosure, personnel who enter the room are advised to wear ear-plugs (available at the door) at all times.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-997

[dreamweaver]

SCP-343



http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343

(please dont attack me for this, I just found it and thought you all may like to read it.)

:)

Seems like a great read, actually. :cool:

He sounds more like the Q character in Star Trek: The Next Generation than an actual god though...

[miracles]

SCP-343



http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343

(please dont attack me for this, I just found it and thought you all may like to read it.)

:)

Brilliant - I enjoyed that. I knew God liked hamburgers.

Secure and Contain...? Hah hah. Are you sure is not Derrin Brown?

[penguin]

Do you know what this reminds me of, the lifters. Triangles shaped to push an ion charge through them.

http://rimstar.org/sdprop/lifter/lifter.htm

[asha loka]

The Fishmonger (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-fishmonger-s-personnel-file)

Also:

Description: SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed. Observation and probing have showed no electronic assemblies or any form of power other than the “Mainspring” under the “Selection Panel”. Two large booths 3mx2.1mx2.1m (10ftx7ftx7ft) are connected via copper tubes to the main body of SCP-914, labeled “Intake” and “Output”. Between them is a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large “Key” that winds the “Mainspring”.

When an object is placed in the Intake Booth, a door slides shut, and a small bell sounds. If the knob is turned to any position and the key wound up, SCP-914 will “Refine” the object in the booth. No energy is lost in the process, and the object appears to be in stasis until the Output Booth door is opened. Intense observation and testing have not shown how SCP-914 accomplishes this, and no test object has ever been observed inside SCP-914 during the “refining” process. The process takes between five and ten minutes, depending on the size of the object being refined.

Input: 1kg of steel (setting: Rough)

Output: pile of steel chunks of various sizes, appearing to be cut by laser.

Input: 1kg of steel (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1kg of steel screws

Input: 1kg of steel (setting: Fine)

Output: 1kg of steel carpet tacks

Input: 1kg of steel (setting: Very Fine)

Output: several gasses that dissipated into the air quickly, and 1 gram of an unknown metal, resistant to heat of 50,000 degrees, impossible to bend or break with any force, and a near-perfect (1.6x10-75 ρ) conductor of electricity

Input: 1 Wristwatch belonging to Dr. █████ (setting: Coarse)

Output: 1 completely disassembled wristwatch

Input: 1 cellphone belonging to ███████ (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1 cellphone, although different make and model

There's always the outside chance that this may be fiction. :)

[mephibosheth]

I knew God liked hamburgers.


Of course. It's written in Genesis!

But please, let there be no 'ham' in the 'burger', lest ye thwart God's law.

8)

[relax]

wtf is that website.. seriously!!

[penguin]

Some one is a twat!

fair enough, move it to a different sections of the forum, but...

WHY THE FUCK MOVE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER THREAD !!!!!

THIS PLACE IS FUCKED!

IVE HAD ENOUGH!

[miracles]

Some one is a twat!

fair enough, move it to a different sections of the forum, but...

WHY THE FUCK MOVE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER THREAD !!!!!

THIS PLACE IS FUCKED!

IVE HAD ENOUGH!

Dont worry about it dude - keep posting your stuff, I like it. Its very interesting - no matter where they put it.

[skaarlaw]

This confuses me, but intrigues me.

[rampagen]

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<Rights>: I'm a class act
<Nick_Mason>: no
<Dr_Magnus>: Boobs what?
<Dr_Gears>: Clef: Not a bad idea....i was looking for something a little more focused and consistent, but that's not a bad idea.
<Nick_Mason>: Breasts do not make a woman
<Rampagen>: this is fake right?
<Nick_Mason>: A vagina does
<Dr_Gears>: Mackenzie: think i missed it...
<Rampagen>: has to be fake
<Nick_Mason>: No
<Gnosis>: Rights: And that's why we love you.
<Nick_Mason>: It's realy
<Mackenzie>: [10:50] <Mackenzie> Fold the gashapon machine into -261? Make the SCP a whole store found in Japan?
<pooryoric>: who is rampagen?
<Mackenzie>: Or at least a series of objects
<Nick_Mason>: COMPLETELY REAL
Whois nick_mason?

Nickname: nick_mason
Username: ~duomaxwel
Hostname: synIRC-CED24AB5.stny.res.rr.com
Real name: Hayden
Server: envy.il.us.synirc.net
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<Nick_Mason>: FLEE BEFORE THEY FIND YOUuuuu
<Mackenzie>: Maybe even go as far as to say that an identical manufacturing stamp or logo was found on them
<Rampagen>: dumb
<Gnosis>: We have a security breach, channel needs to go on lockdown NOW NOW NOW!
Whois rampagen?

Nickname: rampagen
Username: Mibbit
Hostname:
IP:
Host: Mibbit@adsl-
Real name: http://www.mibbit.com
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<Clef>: Gnosis
Gnosis yells orders into a walkie talkie
<Clef>: WTF are you talking about?
<Gnosis>: 12:53:39 < Rampagen> this is fake right?
<Gnosis>: 12:53:47 < Rampagen> has to be fake
<Dr_Gears>: Rampegen, Who are you?
<Rampagen>: i am me?
<Archelon_SCIENCE>: back
<Archelon_SCIENCE>: what
<Archelon_SCIENCE>: wait no
<Mackenzie>: A spy, obviously.
<Archelon_SCIENCE>: another epic song
<Mackenzie>: I'll have Zeta-Four up in 2 minutes.
Archelon_SCIENCE spychecks Rampagen
Bright already can see Rampagen through his computer screen.
<Dr_Gears>: Rampagen, please identify yourself immediately.
<Rampagen>: adam wollis
<pooryoric>: ...he's not in the system, gears.
<Rampagen>: this is lol
<Dr_Gears>: Please verify again, Yoric.
+++ ChanServ has given op to Waxx
<Heiden>: I'm on my way, MTF-37 in tow.
<pooryoric>: checking now.
<Harley__Glasgow>: Waxx
<Heiden>: Dispatching now. Ought to be handled within the hour.
<Harley__Glasgow>: Intruder Breach
<Dr_Gears>: Rampagen, How did you access the network?
<pooryoric>: verified. unauthorised entry.
<Waxx>: Lo
*** Harley__Glasgow is now known as Nick_Mason
<Waxx>: Oh great, another breach?
<Nick_Mason>: Subject Name: Rampagen
<Rampagen>: OMFGOOSE
<Rampagen>: IM HELLA IN TROUBLES
<Dr_Gears>: Thank you Agent Yoric. Rampagen, please remain in your current location, and do not attempt to disconnect your network connection.
<Rampagen>: k
<Waxx>: Are you sure this is a problem? He looks like just some stupid kid.
<Rampagen>: im chillin
<pooryoric>: some kid who accessed the secure on-site messaging system, waxx.
<Waxx>: Terminate him and be done with it, I'll sign off on the necessary paperwork
<Rampagen>: lol
<Rampagen>: fail
<Dr_Gears>: We will be removing you from site access, but maintaining surveillance on your connection.
<Rampagen>: omfg noes
*** Rampagen was kicked by Dr_Gears (Goodbye.)
!!! You have been kicked from #site19



O SHIT IM GONNA GET POLICED lol

[dr_gerald]

Security breach A-1132X, aka 'Rampagen' has successfully been tracked and located.

Please note that the source site, the forum page of one 'David Icke.com' will shortly be neutralized, with memetic kill agents placed in strategic locations to prevent a further breach in Foundation Security.

-Dr. Gerald

[rampagen]

Security breach A-1132X, aka 'Rampagen' has successfully been tracked and located.

Please note that the source site, the forum page of one 'David Icke.com' will shortly be neutralized, with memetic kill agents placed in strategic locations to prevent a further breach in Foundation Security.

-Dr. Gerald

oh noes!