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graflok
24-07-2007, 03:18 AM
I found this picture and it made me wonder:
Is David Icke a toaster oven?

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/24147/2005372496968566319_rs.jpg

Notice how it is white on top -- just like David Icke! :eek:

Notice how it has 2 round objects on the front -- just like David Icke's eyes! :eek:

Notice how it is held up by two supports -- just like David Icke when he is standing! :eek:

Notice how there is a front part that opens and closes -- just like David Icke when he speaks! :eek:

Notice how food can be placed inside the front part -- just like David Icke when he has his lunch! :eek:

This is really getting spooky! :eek:

But wait! :eek:

Maybe David Icke is a 1967 Chevrolet Camaro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/22212/2002283919579191544_rs.jpg

Oh, my gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really think I'm on to something this time!

But, I'll have to take some time to evaluate this new development.

More to come as I unravel this fascinating mystery!! :confused:

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Note to montag: this post is called "satire." I know you are unfamiliar with
the term so I took the liberty to provide a definition for you. I hope it helps.
Please note that satire is considered an honorable literary form with a long history.

Satire: (from Latin satura, not from the Greek figure satyr[1]) is a
literary genre, chiefly literary and dramatic, in which human or individual vices,
follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule,
derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, sometimes with an intent to bring
about improvement.[2] It is used in graphic arts and performing arts as well.
More information about satire can be found Satire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Also please note that David Icke himself often uses satire in his works and
satiric pictures are often displayed on David Icke's "Latest Headlines" page.

However, montag, if you feel that the members of this forum are in danger
of experiencing the horrors of viewing a toaster oven or the shock of seeing a
1967 Chevrolet Camaro, do your duty and vanquish these horrific images from
this forum with a swift stroke of your mighty keyboard!

cheeb
24-07-2007, 03:40 AM
phew!!!!!!!!
Ian Hislop, your job is safe.
poE
PttP

notaslave
24-07-2007, 03:43 AM
David Icke is in my kitchen.

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 03:46 AM
David Icke is in my garage! :eek:

lottie
24-07-2007, 03:50 AM
Thats gotta be the most hilarious post ive read in ages- almost spat tea all over the keyboard!!!! Cheers Graflok!!!! :D roflmao!!!!! :cool:

dondaz
24-07-2007, 04:38 AM
He he he;)

cleft_asunder
24-07-2007, 05:05 AM
Notice how it's flying in the sky -- Just like David now that he's ascending.

william_mac
24-07-2007, 05:08 AM
I was wondering about this! I saw David Icke, and this is no joke, speaking at a conference in Austin, Texas. Later, I passed him as he sat outside of a local cafe, he shoved a piece of prime Texas Toast into his mouth, and a steaming english muffin came out.

Ever since then, I've been trying to expose the 33rd degree toaster oven illuminatti that has been attempting to impose strange english breakfast choices on unsuspecting American sheeples, DAVID ICKE!

He's a direct decedent of the tea pot who slowly, and tyrannically permeated Americans with Earl Grey tea in order to tarnish our pallets and destroy our coffee immunities.

I will expose that son of a bitch. WE HAVE TO ACT NOW BEFORE AMERICANS ARE FORCED TO HAVE TEA TIME!....Tea time people! It's almost unthinkable, our sacred American "beer o' clock" will be replaced with scones and Earl Grey.

Icke must be stopped.



-William

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 05:13 AM
Notice how it's flying in the sky -- Just like David now that he's ascending.


HOOOOLY! You're right! :eek:

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 05:18 AM
I was wondering about this! I saw David Icke, and this is no joke, speaking at a conference in Austin, Texas. Later, I passed him as he sat outside of a local cafe, he shoved a piece of prime Texas Toast into his mouth, and a steaming english muffin came out.

Ever since then, I've been trying to expose the 33rd degree toaster oven illuminatti that has been attempting to impose strange english breakfast choices on unsuspecting American sheeples, DAVID ICKE!

He's a direct decedent of the tea pot who slowly, and tyrannically permeated Americans with Earl Grey tea in order to tarnish our pallets and destroy our coffee immunities.

I will expose that son of a bitch. WE HAVE TO ACT NOW BEFORE AMERICANS ARE FORCED TO HAVE TEA TIME!....Tea time people! It's almost unthinkable, our sacred American "beer o' clock" will be replaced with scones and Earl Grey.

Icke must be stopped.



-William


Hmmmm!

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/suspicious.jpg

graflok
24-07-2007, 05:33 AM
Hmmmmm ....

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/23336/2005602703430472358_rs.jpg

Stop this fun immediately!!!
I am the Grand Forum Poobah and I forbid it!!!!

limelady
24-07-2007, 05:35 AM
Ah, thanks graflok....now I finally get it....but you got it wrong!!!

David Icke is a microwave, not a toaster oven!!! No bloody wonder he's managed to
mind control SO many of us into forming an ICKEeology cult
round him........


....he's beaming out microwaves right into our minds..... :eek:

Makes one feel like a bit of a cock, doesn't it? :rolleyes:

http://crave.cnet.com/i/bto/20070305/microwaves.jpg

auron
24-07-2007, 05:36 AM
Nice thread. My kind of humour. :D

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 05:40 AM
Makes one feel like a bit of a cock, doesn't it?




Lime said Cock!

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 05:56 AM
Disco-Cock

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/discocock.jpg

limelady
24-07-2007, 06:07 AM
Probably more your everyday sort of cock.....

....but a BIG one :D

http://www.voetsek.com/lighter_side/images/man_with_huge_cock.jpg

tinmenace
24-07-2007, 06:09 AM
Oh! You mean like a Freemason cock!

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/freemasoncock.jpg

i am all i am
24-07-2007, 06:40 AM
I LOVE YOU.

http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/2/3D_emoticon_40.gif

Ahhhhh..thanks everyone...this is one of the reasons that I love this forum, I always get a good laugh.

THANK YOU.



http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S34.gif With LOVE http://www.lifeshore.com/smiley/data/media/3/3D_emoticon_S36.gif

montag
24-07-2007, 07:09 AM
Note to montag: this post is called "satire." I know you are unfamiliar with
the term so I took the liberty to provide a definition for you. I hope it helps.
Please note that satire is considered an honorable literary form with a long history.
Thanks graflock I'm flattered..:o
I don't care what anyone else says I think you're alright....;)

zoloko
24-07-2007, 09:43 PM
:D You guy´s are hilarious!!!!
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!
THANK YOU!

lemonique
25-07-2007, 03:25 AM
Thanks guys!! Caught me mid chew on my baked beans on toast... yea the keyboard nearly copped it:D

Good to see the sense of humours are in full flight!!! Yay :D

Love ya all
Lemonique

tinmenace
25-07-2007, 03:50 AM
Hmmmmm ....

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/23336/2005602703430472358_rs.jpg

Stop this fun immediately!!!
I am the Grand Forum Poobah and I forbid it!!!!

Hmmmmm.....

http://www.globalfailure.com/images/suspicious.jpg

I don't think so!

Poo-wha'? Bah! :D

tickles
25-07-2007, 04:47 AM
Best laugh i've had all day.:D
Cheers graflok

garth
25-07-2007, 12:39 PM
I found this picture and it made me wonder:
Is David Icke a toaster oven?

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/24147/2005372496968566319_rs.jpg



Hmmmm..nice pie (http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=6602155031842707592&q=american+pie+apple&total=72&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0):)

lydia78
12-08-2007, 08:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Too Funny!!:D:D:D

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