wormhole
15-06-2007, 12:43 AM
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Conventionalist: I'd drink the water if I was thirsty.
Sadist: I'd drink the water if someone else was thirsty.
Masochist: I'm thirsty but I don’t deserve the water
Opportunist: If this catches on we should market half-full water bottles.
American: I'd be happy to invest in your proposal, unless the water comes from France.
French: We probably should surrender to the water, just to be on the safe side.
Mexican: Don't drink the water.
Conservationist: The remaining water must be rationed.
Sociopath: I'd like to dump the water on somebody and throw away the glass.
Psychopath: I'd like to dump the water on somebody and throw the glass at them.
Schizophrenic: I'd like to live inside the glass and use the water to contact space aliens.
Sexual Deviant: The water is wet and the glass is hard.
Socratic: Have you ever considered what our universe would be like without water?
Idealist: Water is part of nature and nature is beautiful.
Cynic: I cant believe some excretory orifice left a glass of water just sitting there.
Hicks: At least the water is pure; at least the water hasn't been corrupted by the media; at least the water hasn't sold its soul to the so-called corporate regime bloodsucking demon spawns digging their claws into anything and everything left that's f*cking decent. Hey Bill, what about bottled water? Oh well f*ck me, I'm too late..
Rogan: f*ck the water. Water is Bullshit. If God had meant for us to drink water there wouldn't be beer.
Jones: The government systematically and deliberately sprayed chemical pesticide into the water and I have documentation to prove it.
:D
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Conventionalist: I'd drink the water if I was thirsty.
Sadist: I'd drink the water if someone else was thirsty.
Masochist: I'm thirsty but I don’t deserve the water
Opportunist: If this catches on we should market half-full water bottles.
American: I'd be happy to invest in your proposal, unless the water comes from France.
French: We probably should surrender to the water, just to be on the safe side.
Mexican: Don't drink the water.
Conservationist: The remaining water must be rationed.
Sociopath: I'd like to dump the water on somebody and throw away the glass.
Psychopath: I'd like to dump the water on somebody and throw the glass at them.
Schizophrenic: I'd like to live inside the glass and use the water to contact space aliens.
Sexual Deviant: The water is wet and the glass is hard.
Socratic: Have you ever considered what our universe would be like without water?
Idealist: Water is part of nature and nature is beautiful.
Cynic: I cant believe some excretory orifice left a glass of water just sitting there.
Hicks: At least the water is pure; at least the water hasn't been corrupted by the media; at least the water hasn't sold its soul to the so-called corporate regime bloodsucking demon spawns digging their claws into anything and everything left that's f*cking decent. Hey Bill, what about bottled water? Oh well f*ck me, I'm too late..
Rogan: f*ck the water. Water is Bullshit. If God had meant for us to drink water there wouldn't be beer.
Jones: The government systematically and deliberately sprayed chemical pesticide into the water and I have documentation to prove it.
:D