Scam Scam Scam, Lovely Scaam, Wonderful Scaam

[diamond dogs]

I was out last night and noticed a sign on a beer pump Carbon Neutral Bitter (to combat Global Warming).. In April Adnams launched a bottled brand called East Green Carbon Neutral, the first product to carry an endorsement from the government-backed Carbon Trust.

New Year Knighthood 2009 Jonathan Patrick Adair Adnams. Executive chairman, Adnams plc. For services to Corporate Social Responsibility. (Suffolk)

How many Scams there..?


Global Warming....SCAM
Carbon Neutral Bitter...SCAM
Government Backed Carbon Trust...SCAM
New Years Knighthood to Corporate Social Responsibilty.. .SCAM

Lovely Scaaam! Wonderful Scaaam!
Lovely Scaaam! Wonderful Scam.

Lovely Scaaam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scaaam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scaaam!

Scam, Scam, Scam, Scaaaaaam!

Any more out there??

[bemore]

I was out last night and noticed a sign on a beer pump Carbon Neutral Bitter (to combat Global Warming).. In April Adnams launched a bottled brand called East Green Carbon Neutral, the first product to carry an endorsement from the government-backed Carbon Trust.

New Year Knighthood 2009 Jonathan Patrick Adair Adnams. Executive chairman, Adnams plc. For services to Corporate Social Responsibility. (Suffolk)

How many Scams there..?


Global Warming....SCAM
Carbon Neutral Bitter...SCAM
Government Backed Carbon Trust...SCAM
New Years Knighthood to Corporate Social Responsibilty.. .SCAM

Lovely Scaaam! Wonderful Scaaam!
Lovely Scaaam! Wonderful Scam.

Lovely Scaaam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scaaam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scaaam!

Scam, Scam, Scam, Scaaaaaam!

Any more out there??

Lifes a scam, if i get to them pearly gates and get turned away ill be pissed lol.

[endlessvista]

Carbon Neutral Beer...now I have heard it all.

What next Eco Freiendly machine guns being used for carbon ethical genocides.

[diamond dogs]

Lifes a scam, if i get to them pearly gates and get turned away ill be pissed lol.

:D

I agree....probably have to buy a ticket from a tout to get in there?

[bemore]

:D

I agree....probably have to buy a ticket from a tout to get in there?

I have to admit i LAUGHED when i read your post.

Id love to see that in a comedy show :)

[moondancer]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dAvwV_hXrcM


Hey, yeah, yeah,
I've got to scam.
Got to scam.
Got to scam.

You say you fight to give us freedom
But often more than not this is abused,
And the faces of a tired generation
Have decided they are sick of being used.
For the purpose of the common declarations -
Still the same, it'll never change until the end -
Is to buy appreciation of the nation
To cover the mistakes you must defend.

And you say there'll be a chance for everyone
To protest against your calculated greed.
But I can see it in the future
Won't be long before the welfare
Send me letters telling me how much they need.

And it's not been in my interest to please them,
For the only interest rate to fall is mine!
See a brand new generation is demanding,
What you been doing with our money all this time?


'Cause now I've got to scam!
People try
Living life at speed of light.
Scam!
Don't know why,
But I have to do the things I do.
Scam!
Gimme ten, that's the move I give you five.
Scam!
People say that it's the way to stay alive.
Scam it.
Scam.
Hey, I know I've got to scam.
know I've got to scam.

S-s-so you see, you have to be a schemer
If you want to love the life you have to live.
And it don't matter how much that I earn,
'Cause I always get my fingers burned
When The Man gets down to his business.

And I've been sear-sear-searching for a reason,
Why I have to give it all up just when I want to get ahead.
See I had to lose car, job, wife dog and home,
Debts and threats on the telephone,
Maybe I should bust a move instead.

Hey, now we all know when we watch the television,
Not confused between a puppet or conviction.
Glued to the screen by a thousand shallow words of wisdom,
It ain't what it seems when it's a single-sided system.

Hey, someone's got a hold on my living!
I'm gonna have to do the thing that's fair.
They've got to justify for what I should be giving.
Should I lie, should I steal or should I care?

Hey, because I've got to scam.
Scamming your life away.


Hey, scam!
People try
Living life at speed of light.
Scam!
Don't know why,
But I have to do the things I do.
Scam! Hey,
Everybody's got to scam and scam,
Ooh, bust that move and think that you can
Scam. (Right on!)

Scamming.

Hey hey hey,
Hey hey, hey hey,
Now I got to scam.
Got to scam to get me through
Every day,
Got to scam.
Got to scam,
I've got to scam.
Woah!
Scamming for everyday,
Scamming for all my life,
Scam enough to pay my way, hey.
I've got to scam
No nine-to-five
Gotta stay alive.
Got to keep it all.
Hey, I've got to scam,
G-g-g-g-g-g-goo,
Scamming,
Sc-sc-sc-sc-scoo-wah,

[dreamweaver]

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what have you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and scam; egg bacon and scam; egg bacon sausage and scam; scam bacon sausage and scam; scam egg scam scam bacon and scam; scam sausage scam scam bacon scam tomato and scam;
Vikings: scam scam scam scam...
Waitress: ...scam scam scam egg and scam; scam scam scam scam scam scam baked beans scam scam scam...
Vikings: Scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and scam.
Wife: Have you got anything without scam?
Waitress: Well, there's scam egg sausage and scam, that's not got much scam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY scam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon scam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got scam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much scam in it as scam egg sausage and scam, has it?
Vikings: scam scam scam scam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon scam and sausage without the scam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like scam!
Vikings: Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon scam and sausage without the scam.
Wife: I don't like scam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your scam. I love it. I'm having scam scam scam scam scam scam scam beaked beans scam scam scam and scam!
Vikings: scam scam scam scam. Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her scam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean scam scam scam scam scam scam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) scam scam scam scam. Lovely scam! Wonderful scam! scam spa-a-a-a-a-am scam spa-a-a-a-a-am scam. Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! scam scam scam scam!