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teslafire
03-02-2007, 09:58 PM
To be in Christ Consciousness you must NEVER

1. Swear

2. Show anger

3. Ask for a refund

Follow these simple commandments and you'll be happy, no ifs ands or buts allowed...You WILL be fulfilled.

sweet cheeks
03-02-2007, 10:41 PM
To be in Christ Consciousness you must NEVER

1. Swear

2. Show anger

3. Ask for a refund

Follow these simple commandments and you'll be happy, no ifs ands or buts allowed...You WILL be fulfilled.

Prove it! ;) :D

bumble
03-02-2007, 10:44 PM
Hi Teslarfire you missed out number 4 & 5

4. You are not to ask questions.

5. Just do as you are told.:(

clint eastwood
04-02-2007, 01:32 AM
To be in Christ Consciousness you must NEVER

1. Swear

2. Show anger

3. Ask for a refund

Follow these simple commandments and you'll be happy, no ifs ands or buts allowed...You WILL be fulfilled.

I shoot punks who stand in front of me in long queues. Do I still qualify? :cool:

little_wolf
04-02-2007, 01:54 AM
http://www.imnotplayinganymore.co.uk/beta/fatherson.jpg

annabelle
04-02-2007, 01:58 AM
Are we allowed to make fornication sins ? :confused:

annabelle:p

john white
04-02-2007, 02:18 AM
* Bunnies *

(there was an impersonating troll here, but now its gone)

teslafire
04-02-2007, 02:27 AM
Sigh, if you're going to impersonate, make it funny and believable, stop clogging my genuine thread with this tomfoolery.

teslafire
04-02-2007, 02:29 AM
Prove it! ;) :D

God will prove it when his Love floods over the world. Long live floaters!

annabelle
04-02-2007, 02:33 AM
will we need an ark ( in Noah design ) ?

teslafire
04-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Nah, just a diet high in undigested greasy foods.

annabelle
04-02-2007, 02:51 AM
oki I am more quiet now !:cool:

teslafire
04-02-2007, 03:27 AM
And the holy sacrament of wine usually does the same too. You should not shy away from spiritual discovery not matter how distending it may smell.

awakensong
04-02-2007, 04:06 AM
Hi Teslarfire you missed out number 4 & 5

4. You are not to ask questions.

5. Just do as you are told.:(

Actually.. I'd call that Anti-Christ Consciousness :(

clint eastwood
04-02-2007, 04:11 AM
The power of the Lord is a Colt .45 pointed directly in the face of your enemy. Now that's one line of scripture I'll subscribe to till the end of my days. :cool:

roxanna
04-02-2007, 04:17 AM
I realize Im opening myself up to ridicule. ok i could care less really but what is DMT??

roxanna
04-02-2007, 04:22 AM
Michael ok Im not joking here and just give it to me straight if you will. I have heard of your beliefs towards women. The female. Can you tell me your views?? I dont care if they arent mine as im female i wont be nasty with you I just want to know. Thank you.

roxanna
04-02-2007, 04:45 AM
Actually my personal life is personal. By nasty I meant I wanted to hear the man's views on the subject as I have heard certain things said on his view of the female but im talking of in history not personally. I do now want to judge another till I hear their view by them. And thank you Eastwood for not seeing this as a sexual thing. Bless

roxanna
04-02-2007, 04:47 AM
So nasty means not to be hurtful if I dont follow the persons views but hear them out and weigh them. Nothing more. Sorry your english sense is somewhat sexual mine is not. Thank you.

roxanna
04-02-2007, 04:48 AM
No problem Mr White thank you for your apology. cheers

bumble
04-02-2007, 08:43 PM
Actually.. I'd call that Anti-Christ Consciousness :(
Hi awakensong, I'm not an anti-christ. When I asked different questions to a man of the cloth, one of which was 'why is all this evilness going on in the world and why doesent he do something about it'. I was told do not ask questions my son. Just do as you are told.

teslafire
04-02-2007, 09:19 PM
Hey what happened to Mr. Tsarion's post, it was the best thing about this thread...come on mods, lighten up a bit.

john white
04-02-2007, 10:52 PM
Its that troll again!

teslafire
04-02-2007, 11:27 PM
Its that troll again!
Well, it really did have me fooled, seriously...

john white
04-02-2007, 11:53 PM
The underline extending beyond the name is the giveaway... the trolls playing with adding spaces to duplicate user names

sweet cheeks
05-02-2007, 12:03 AM
God will prove it when his Love floods over the world. Long live floaters!


:D :D :D :D Dont make me post a pic of a "floater"!

teslafire
05-02-2007, 02:08 AM
The underline extending beyond the name is the giveaway... the trolls playing with adding spaces to duplicate user names

I got that part, what I was talking about is the overkill modding, its kinda nazi and on this occasion i applaud the troll impostor.

monique
05-02-2007, 02:37 AM
I've been here for 5 minutes and the modding is kinda overkill indeed. It feels like being back in the sheep pen..

teslafire
05-02-2007, 03:09 AM
All work and no fun makes poster go pissed off at mod.

Check it!

And the irony of the thread!

You humorless cattle herders!

monique
05-02-2007, 08:59 AM
I've been here for 5 minutes and the modding is kinda overkill indeed. It feels like being back in the sheep pen..
Uhm.. where is this post??

teslafire
05-02-2007, 09:13 AM
I don't know, it seems like the whole thread has disappeared...I believe I'm talking to myself.

For those following along, you aren't crazy...there indeed was a poster named "monique" here whose posts have all mysteriously disappeared.

jimijams
05-02-2007, 09:58 AM
Uhm.. where is this post??
Still there where you posted it.

king
05-02-2007, 10:20 AM
To be in Christ Consciousness you must NEVER

1. Swear

2. Show anger

3. Ask for a refund

Follow these simple commandments and you'll be happy, no ifs ands or buts allowed...You WILL be fulfilled.

seems overly simplistic


:D

teslafire
05-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Anyone ever notice that Christ sounds like Cryst-ALL...like water into Cristal...























































That's all I got.

seamus
06-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Anyone ever notice that Christ sounds like Cryst-ALL...like water into Cristal...


[...]
That's all I got.


Oh yeah? I gots something for ya!

http://www.masaru-emoto.net/english/entop.html

Dr Emoto's amazing WATER CRYSTALS.

For anyone who saw the film "What the BLEEP do we know" this is the Japanese scientist who discovered amazing things about the nature of water as a psychically impressionable substance.

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