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burnzy
07-09-2008, 01:34 PM
Heres a story full of Irony.

A few years back my dad was having a Operation for his heart which had a chance of him dieng. In the Uk if you under go such an operation you have to wear a Band which says your Name, Religion and other details.

My Fathers band happend to say 'Spritualist'. A born again Christian Nurse who happend to notice 'Spiritualist' and my dad had a Conversation with her. Which went something like this..

She whispered to my Dads ear saying hes the Devils work and speaks to dead people, So my dad asked her whos been telling her all this. She replied that Jesus has teached her the truth and that Jesus has been telling her.

So my dad told her Jesus has been dead for over 2000 years.. So whos speaking
to dead people?. She walked away and didn't speak to my father again.

The Operation went well and my father is living to this day.

dark knight
08-09-2008, 03:15 AM
lol ownd

darketernal
08-09-2008, 03:39 AM
This is by far the best thread I've ever seen on the religious forum since joining this forum. :D:D:D

burnzy
08-09-2008, 07:09 PM
This is by far the best thread I've ever seen on the religious forum since joining this forum. :D:D:D

Hehe thanks.

disorder2k8
08-09-2008, 07:17 PM
What a horrible bedside manner, I would have complained.

notthisshitagain
09-09-2008, 03:47 AM
Hahahaha, pwned! Serves her right, facking nurse...

legendary
09-09-2008, 06:35 AM
i've had christians tell me i'm going to hell for 'not accepting Jesus into my heart' i just point out to them the bible says 166000 people are going to heaven and they've already died

notthisshitagain
09-09-2008, 06:52 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKQT-BKzwI

Just in case you thought you'd seen all.. (dunno if it has been posted before).. anyways, this thing's in spanish.. the kid is basically saying that "people that dont believe in God are just making up fallacies.." and that some people "think that we descend from the monkey.. but I want to tell those people, that, until this day, the female monkey and the male monkey still have little monkeys!" "I am not from the Evolution theory.. because I was created by God!" and so..

limelady
09-09-2008, 08:36 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKQT-BKzwI

Just in case you thought you'd seen all.. (dunno if it has been posted before).. anyways, this thing's in spanish.. the kid is basically saying that "people that dont believe in God are just making up fallacies.." and that some people "think that we descend from the monkey.. but I want to tell those people, that, until this day, the female monkey and the male monkey still have little monkeys!" "I am not from the Evolution theory.. because I was created by God!" and so..

Oh my god that poor child has been subjected to the 'royal wind-up' (mind control).....its the sickest (and saddest) thing I've seen in a long while. :mad: