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25-06-2008, 11:30 PM
In some alternate universe hitler does stand upand bill hicks runs the nazi party ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2185507/Adolf-Hitler-told-bad-jokes-about-Nazi-friends.html

Adolf Hitler told bad jokes about Nazi friends
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:28PM BST 24/06/2008
Adolf Hitler took time out from running Nazi Germany to make jokes at the expense of his henchmen, a new book claims.

Adolph Hitler's sense of humour has been revealed in a book called 'The Last Witness'
The dictator would often break from the serious nature of waging his campaign to "pull the legs" of his entourage of generals and hangers on.

His favourite victim was the Luftwaffe chief Herman Goering, who was notoriously fond of awarding himself medals and decorations.

According to the book by the last surviving member of his bunker, Hitler recounted how Mrs Goering found her husband waving a baton over his underwear in the bedroom and asked him what he was doing.



"He replied: "I am promoting my underpants to OVERpants"", Hitler then joked.

Hitler was said to be so proud of his joke that he had medals made from gold and silver paper for Goering to wear on his pyjamas.

On another occasion he noticed his official photographer Heinrich Hoffman had drunk too much and told him: "Don't stand to near the fire Heini - you might burst into flames."

The Fuhrer's sense of humour, which included disturbing jokes about concentration camp victims, has been revealed in a book called The Last Witness, to be published in Britain later this year.

It is written by Rochus Misch, 90, the telephonist in the Berlin Bunker where Hitler spent his last days before killing himself in April 1945.
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phaid
25-06-2008, 11:50 PM
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8849/bunnyadolfoc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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2013
26-06-2008, 12:12 AM
ive got a mental image of his trousers rolled up and him wearing stilleto's just out of shot in that pic ready to start kicking his legs up show girl style.And thats the most bear like dog ive ever seen!they are distantly realted apparently . Who hitler and the dog :o

655321
26-06-2008, 03:18 AM
I bet they're funny in German.

alexav
26-06-2008, 08:52 AM
Hehehe some presidents say bad jokes now, and very bad and sad declarations too... theres not much diference then... Thanx for the note.

monkfish
26-06-2008, 09:40 AM
Can anyone post the monty python sketch,the one with the joke that kills people? I just remember a load of soldiers running over no mans land reading loudly the joke off a bit of paper to the nazi's:D

deany
26-06-2008, 10:49 AM
yeah I have this sketch, it's on a monty python DVD calles "and now for something completely different" you tube or google it and I'm sure you'll find it

phaid
26-06-2008, 01:03 PM
Can anyone post the monty python sketch,the one with the joke that kills people? I just remember a load of soldiers running over no mans land reading loudly the joke off a bit of paper to the nazi's:D

Here's a Youtube vid of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM

graflok
26-06-2008, 05:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoEGoKIKod0

xxxx
27-06-2008, 07:10 PM
i thought the promoting underpants to overpants joke was quite funny actually.

phaid
27-06-2008, 10:04 PM
Someone posted this on the old forum, so apologies to whoever I nicked this from...

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9958/adolfav1.gif

sparkoflife
28-06-2008, 12:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoEGoKIKod0

wow, lil harsh there grafolk

peachped
28-06-2008, 12:46 AM
Hitler was from Glasgow :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jCFQDxrIbI

paradox
28-06-2008, 01:15 AM
who gives a flying fuck it was in the past.

lets look forward and look at the world as it is now...fucked up

graflok
28-06-2008, 01:36 AM
wow, lil harsh there grafolk

Wow, li'l sensitive there, Sparky.

izzy
28-06-2008, 02:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj6V1Zedt1o

father ted
28-06-2008, 02:49 AM
Hitler wanted to be an architect but he failed the exam. Maybe he could have been a comedian instead if he sounded like he was taking the piss during those speaches.

romas
28-06-2008, 12:13 PM
Why honor this cock with a new thread?