Man caught having sex with a picnic table

[joshyskye]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

[boots]

LMAO

Some people are so weird. :D

[lumukanda]

it must have been the perfect fit.

[manchurian_candidate]

Well... I have heard some things before but never sex with a picnic table... each to their own anyway.... :D:D

[lookfar]

Very strange indeed & who was doing the filming for the DVD's, that's almost as bad, lol!!:eek:

[montag]

Very strange indeed & who was doing the filming for the DVD's, that's almost as bad, lol!!:eek:
No doubt there's a website somewhere for people that have an outdoor furniture fetish.

There's a bloody website for just about everything nowadays.

:rolleyes:

[manchurian_candidate]

Very strange indeed & who was doing the filming for the DVD's, that's almost as bad, lol!!:eek:

I never thought of that!!! Why would you want a DVD of yourself and a picnic table, its nothing to write home about :)

[boots]

Well... I have heard some things before but never sex with a picnic table... each to their own anyway.... :D:D

I'm starting to look at the vacuum cleaner in a different way *Hello Sexy*

Frank Zappa
Joe's Garage
Sy Borg.

[lookfar]

No doubt there's a website somewhere for people that have an outdoor furniture fetish.

There's a bloody website for just about everything nowadays.

:rolleyes:

LOL, I just had a quick browse online for such a place, but didn't find one (thankfully:rolleyes:) - although I did see a few things that I wish I hadn't now - shocking!!!:o

Also found this report about it too, which has a photo of the guy (oh the shame of it for his poor family, lol!:eek:)....
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2

[lumukanda]

LOL, I just had a quick browse online for such a place, but didn't find one (thankfully:rolleyes:) - although I did see a few things that I wish I hadn't now - shocking!!!:o

Also found this report about it too, which has a photo of the guy (oh the shame of it for his poor family, lol!:eek:)....
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2
lol, a friend of mine was looking for a picture of a potato for his son's school project, typed it in an a google image search, needless to say he was quite shocked at the ways a potota can be violated.

[lookfar]

lol, a friend of mine was looking for a picture of a potato for his son's school project, typed it in an a google image search, needless to say he was quite shocked at the ways a potota can be violated.

OMG is not even the poor innocent potato spared these days - that's really shocking man!!:eek::D Got any links? (hehe just kidding!:p)

[lumukanda]

www.potato-lovin.com (just joking, for all i know that's a real site!)

[montag]

LOL, I just had a quick browse online for such a place, but didn't find one (thankfully:rolleyes:) - although I did see a few things that I wish I hadn't now - shocking!!!:o

Also found this report about it too, which has a photo of the guy (oh the shame of it for his poor family, lol!:eek:)....
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2
I must admit I had a bit of a squiz too, closest thing I found involved pot plants,:eek: but I won't go there:o.

I did learn something though, there does seem to be a wide range of furniture available for purchase to assist in the act of fornication that I never knew existed.:D

[celtic isis]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

lol i'm disappointed! i thought i was going to see a film of it lol :D

[montag]

I probably shouldn't tell this story but I'm feeling a bit cheeky so what the hey. A mate of mine grew up on a dairy farm, one day one of his cousins came up from the city, snuck out to the dairy shed in the middle of the night and thought he'd try one of those suction thingys they used for milking the cows if you get my drift. Now if you understand how the male member works, once he got going he realized he'd become stuck and permanently attached so to speak, they had to call the SES to come and cut him out of it, true story. My mate said he never came to visit again after that.:p

[lumukanda]

poor guy, and all had to do was think of hillary clinton naked and his problem would have been solved.

[boots]

I probably shouldn't tell this story but I'm feeling a bit cheeky so what the hey. A mate of mine grew up on a dairy farm, one day one of his cousins came up from the city, snuck out to the dairy shed in the middle of the night and thought he'd try one of those suction thingys they used for milking the cows if you get my drift. Now if you understand how the male member works, once he got going he realized he'd become stuck and permanently attached so to speak, they had to call the SES to come and cut him out of it, true story. My mate said he never came to visit again after that.:p

Man, that is fuckn sick how could any one do that..........Ummm.....where that place again;):)

[celtic isis]

poor guy, and all had to do was think of hillary clinton naked and his problem would have been solved.

hahahahaha!! too true! :D:o

[celtic isis]

Man, that is fuckn sick how could any one do that..........Ummm.....where that place again;):)

haha now ya see not a good idea to be giving the guys here ideas ;)

American Pie anyone yuk yuk yuk :D

[element]

How can you have ''sex'' with a table:confused::confused:

Maybe the guy's fingers aren't trained?:confused:

[celtic isis]

How can you have ''sex'' with a table:confused::confused:

Maybe the guy's fingers aren't trained?:confused:


lol :o i was picturing it in the hole of like a garden table...:D:o

me perv? lol

[lookfar]

I must admit I had a bit of a squiz too, closest thing I found involved pot plants,:eek: but I won't go there:o.

I did learn something though, there does seem to be a wide range of furniture available for purchase to assist in the act of fornication that I never knew existed.:D

LMAO pot plants???!!!:eek: My mind is boggling now:p

Yeah I agree, I learnt a few things too & saw some gadgets that were quite shocking (what some people get upto eh!):eek: - although I did like the look of the swingy thing with a harness, it was rather pricey though, hehe!:o;)

[americana]

lol :o i was picturing it in the hole of like a garden table...:D:o

me perv? lol

Well, you're not the only one! I figure that it's a table with a hole for an umbrella stand in the middle.

(As we write, there's probably a run on these tables in Wal-Marts, Smith & Hawken catalogue and other Internet sites, and garden centers around the world. Or, people are hosing their outside tables off for an orgy.)

Isn't there an "old wives' tale" about sailors using a board with a hole in it, during long sea voyages. From my feeble memory, I recall reading that they could become quite possessive about these "Dutch Wives" (as they are called).

What's wrong with the world nowadays that a man can't enjoy an afternoon delight with his garden table without being turned over to the cops?

[montag]

lol :o i was picturing it in the hole of like a garden table...:D:o

me perv? lol
That what I thought too, what was he doing:confused::confused::confused::confused:

[jahzel]

Tags: hardcore XXX picnic table pr0n

:confused::rolleyes:

[celtic isis]

Well, you're not the only one! I figure that it's a table with a hole for an umbrella stand in the middle.

(As we write, there's probably a run on these tables in Wal-Marts, Smith & Hawken catalogue and other Internet sites, and garden centers around the world. Or, people are hosing their outside tables off for an orgy.)

Isn't there an "old wives' tale" about sailors using a board with a hole in it, during long sea voyages. From my feeble memory, I recall reading that they could become quite possessive about these "Dutch Wives" (as they are called).

What's wrong with the world nowadays that a man can't enjoy an afternoon delight with his garden table without being turned over to the cops?

OH...MY...GAAAWWWWWDDDD!!!! they're images i could do without lol

haha :D:eek:

Cucumbers anyone? lol :D:eek:

Oh noooooooooo lol