View Full Version : Napoleon was Implanted by Aliens
arcyclus
08-09-2011, 08:02 AM
"Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull. They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant — suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!"
http://www.disinfo.com/2011/09/alien-chip-found-in-napoleons-skull/
rodin
08-09-2011, 08:47 AM
Tavistock :rolleyes:
tinyint
08-09-2011, 08:51 AM
Tavistock :rolleyes:
http://www.whois.net/whois/disinfo.com
The domain name is wanna be funny. :rolleyes:
farros
08-09-2011, 09:13 AM
Article is new but the news is a year old...
nice to know such breakthrough information made world headlines.. :rolleyes:
sprodz
08-09-2011, 09:20 AM
Lol. The chip was not of Alien Origin. It turned out it was from China. What happened was Napoleon was hit by a stray cannon ball while listening to his ipod. The ipod split into a thousand pieces one of which lodged in his skull.
If I remember rightly it was Blink 182 he was listening to at the time but I could be wrong. It might have been radiohead.
I know it's true cause my grandad told me and he was a very close friend of Napoleon.
tinyint
08-09-2011, 09:23 AM
I know it's true cause my grandad told me and he was a very close friend of Napoleon.
Lets see, Napoleon died in 1821... omg :eek::D
rodin
08-09-2011, 09:25 AM
http://www.whois.net/whois/disinfo.com
The domain name is wanna be funny. :rolleyes:
lol I didn't see that
This was outed as a hoax a couple of weeks ago, wasn't it?
tinyint
08-09-2011, 09:29 AM
This was outed as a hoax a couple of weeks ago, wasn't it?
I heard the implant was from jewpiter.
blackstar76
08-09-2011, 09:30 AM
Could be. I always thought some of the worlds genius brains got their info from a higher source. Telsa etc.
Maybe every so often they abduct and implant someone and upgrade brains and ideas. Just to push us along. If we all had my brain power we would still be trying to invent the wheel.
I heard the implant was from jewpiter.
Of course you did.
Do you hibernate during June and July?
tinyint
08-09-2011, 09:32 AM
Of course you did :D
Do you hibernate during June and July?
No, I used the usual hibernation to clone an army this year.
dan duchaine
08-09-2011, 09:36 AM
Napolean Bonaparte knew the dangers of privately held central banks. Remember this quote, it sums up the situation perfectly.:
"When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain."
gremlin
08-09-2011, 10:01 AM
I heard the implant was from jewpiter.
:D
sprodz
08-09-2011, 11:36 AM
Lets see, Napoleon died in 1821... omg :eek::D
tinyint, he is a very old man you know :D
ozpixie
08-09-2011, 11:47 AM
Tavistock :rolleyes:
Ye Olde Tavistock ;)
arcyclus
08-09-2011, 12:05 PM
Wasn't Napoleon the guy who had all those strange dreams? With that micro chip attached to his noggin I can see why.