Please David come to me on my Birthday!

[smoky_kosher_pork]

A Letter to David!

Hi David! My Birthday is on the 24th of May, the same time as you are coming to London. .........I also believe that you are Jesus! ........ ce moi: Kosher Pork! Truly yours, Smoky
End of first message!

My Explanation for the confusion caused by above message:
Hi all who have read my previous above message in it's full contex!
I sincerely apologise to all people who I have confused with this message.
All I really wanted was posting a short message to David and ended up posting one in this (to me, strange and new) forum and I had no idea how I ever got into it..... This was the first time I actually had posted something. There was one guy who gave me a straight (and correct) reply which was: WTF is that? and I took him of my list, sorry matey! Anybody has got any clues hoe to post a short message to David Icke, as I am told that he does not read this forum?
Best regards, Smoky ....

[paganus]

wtf is this?!!??

[lookfar]

Hmmmm....

[smoky_kosher_pork]

A Letter to David!

Hi David! My Birthday is on the 24th of May, the same time as you are coming to London. I am afraid to come to you, in case it is a trap. The Lizards have already twice lured me to the Gates of Hell by creating false Illusions. However thanks to some read of yours and Johannes Mario Simmel I managed to come back and emerged stronger every time I came back until last time it finally fell like blinds from my eyes and I realised the whole horrible truth that every word you have spoken or written is true!

I also believe that you are Jesus!

I am not sure if I am the one I think I am, hence my nick name.
If I am the one I think I am, than it is imperative that we meet and fight the evils together. He will be on it’s own or two at the most and we will be three, so we should win! God, who is the Alpha and the Omega and who always was and always will be, has wisely sent me into the future to help you in your fight!
Facts:
1. Kosher Pork = Part Catholic, part Jewish
2. Smoky = The Holy Spirit in American Slang
3. Kosher Smoky Pork = Bacon
Question: Is Bacon Kosher Smoky Pork?
One more Fact: The Holy Trinity is Three by Numbers, GOD, Jesus and The Holy Spirit! GOD we know who he is! Jesus, he was here once and he now has come again in the Form of David Icke!
Question: What about the Holy Sprit and when will he come?
Answer: God has very wisely sent him into the future so he can be with Jesus.
Fact: The Holy Spirit has arrived and is waiting to team up with Jesus to fight Evil. Lizards, put that in your Pipe and smoke it!

My Catholic Mother was illegitimate, her Mother being ostracised from her upper class Lichtenstein Family because she run off with a man, my Grandfather from my Mothers side, purportedly being a travelling and homeless Italian Gypsy Cobbler and my own Father was part Jewish from a long line of Catholic Jews! Hence, ce moi: Kosher Pork!
Truly yours,

Smoky

reg.: "I managed to come back and emerged stronger every time I came back ..." I just forgot to add: If you have the feeling that you have already done this once before, trust your Instinct. It's not as Psychologists (Quacks) try to explain it away with some tricks of the brain. It is real, you have done that before and now living it again. I did, every time I was sent to the gates of hell by the Lizards, I managed to escape and come back until the last time I had proof that i came back to the past and lived my life again! This time I intend to make the most of it and live a proper live! The ten commandments, that was easy-peasy, I always more or less followed them, give a little thing or two. The most difficult command I found was: Thou shall love thy God with all thy heart, with all thy mind and with all thy might. That I could never quite understand or follow. I can now, since having come back from the past, hopefully for the last time, and realising the whole horrible truth as David so eloquently and truthfully describes, I realised that GOD is very wise indeed and that he loves us, just as the Devil gets pleasure from our suffering, God gets pleasure from our well being! He treats us well if we deserve it: He is our father and who would give his child a stone if the child asks him for bread!

With Love to all of you out there,
Smoky xxx

[smoky_kosher_pork]

Hi lookfar!

Thanks for the message/quote/reply: Hmmmm........
At least it is not negative but looks bewildered. I think, if David is who he says, he will understand it, otherwise, I am sorry, I can not say anymore. Do you believe honestly that David is Jeus?
Best regards and a Happy New Year to you. Did you have a good time last night? I spent mine, removing all the Marks and Spencers labels from my clothings. That will annoy the Lizards and I had a good laugh whilst I thought to myself: "Why not send all the lables in an envelope to Prince Charles and tell him to put them in his pipe and smoke them!" :o)

PS.: what do you mean by "Hmmmm...." can you be a bit more specific?

Best regards, Smoky

[zarah]

From what I understand David doesn't actually read the forums.

[pri01]

This has to be a wind-up. If I were to hazard a guess the language and style remind me of that funny guy from America who was married to Liza Minelli. David Gest, was viewed very negatively before he made an appearance on a UK show and he was absolutely hysterical.

[lookfar]

Hi lookfar!

Thanks for the message/quote/reply: Hmmmm........
At least it is not negative but looks bewildered. I think, if David is who he says, he will understand it, otherwise, I am sorry, I can not say anymore. Do you believe honestly that David is Jeus?
Best regards and a Happy New Year to you. Did you have a good time last night? I spent mine, removing all the Marks and Spencers labels from my clothings. That will annoy the Lizards and I had a good laugh whilst I thought to myself: "Why not send all the lables in an envelope to Prince Charles and tell him to put them in his pipe and smoke them!" :o)

PS.: what do you mean by "Hmmmm...." can you be a bit more specific?

Best regards, Smoky

Hi smoky

Well if you want me to be more specific with my reply, then I'd have to say I think you're having a bit of a laugh with us here, judging by your posts so far :)

If you'd really read any of David's work then you'd know full well that he doesn't profess to being anything apart from a normal bloke & certainly not Jesus, as he's made it clear that he believes Jesus, as a person, didn't exist, lol!:rolleyes:

So in answer to your question, no, I don't think David is Jesus at all, far from it infact. He's a researcher, like many others, getting a message out to the masses, helping people to join the dots & see the larger picture of the way things are in the world.

I had a great time last night thank you & I wish you all the best for 2008 :D

[smoky_kosher_pork]

From what I understand David doesn't actually read the forums.

Many thanks for that! I was afraid of that. Have you got any idea how one can post or send an important messgae to David? I feel intuitive that it is important that we have contact, even if only once. I promise I would not bother him more than sending him one short message. If he does not send me a reply or a negative reply, I will not bother him anymore. Your help in this matter would be very much appreciated by myself, and I have reasons to believe also by David. Best regards, Smoky Kosher Pork

[smoky_kosher_pork]

wtf is this?!!??

A Letter to David!
Hi David! My Birthday is on the 24th of May, the same time as you are coming to London. .........I also believe that you are Jesus! ........ ce moi: Kosher Pork! Truly yours, Smoky
End of first message!

My Explanation for the confusion caused by above message: I am an absolute beginner and this was the first time I used this Internet site and forum.
For all who have read my previous above message in it's full contex!
I sincerely apologise to all people who I have confused with this message.
All I really wanted was posting a short message to David and ended up posting one in this (to me, strange and new) forum and I had no idea how I ever got into it..... This was the first time I actually had posted something. There was one guy who gave me a straight (and correct) reply which was: WTF is that? YOU! .... :o) and I took you of my list, sorry matey, you are back on now! Best regards, Smoky
PS.: Anybody has got any clues hoe to post a short message to David Icke, as I am told that he does not read this forum?
Best regards, Smoky ....

[smoky_kosher_pork]

Sorry, wrong place and forum again, from an absolute beginner

[smoky_kosher_pork]

Hi smoky

Well if you want me to be more specific with my reply, then I'd have to say I think you're having a bit of a laugh with us here, judging by your posts so far :)

If you'd really read any of David's work then you'd know full well that he doesn't profess to being anything apart from a normal bloke & certainly not Jesus, as he's made it clear that he believes Jesus, as a person, didn't exist, lol!:rolleyes:

So in answer to your question, no, I don't think David is Jesus at all, far from it infact. He's a researcher, like many others, getting a message out to the masses, helping people to join the dots & see the larger picture of the way things are in the world.

I had a great time last night thank you & I wish you all the best for 2008 :D

Being confused and having a laugh .... all at the same time, despite a boring night, I hate New Year almost as much as I had x-mas! Well, anyway, it beat playing with myself anytime, which just makes you go blind! :o) Smoky

[swoarg]

hmm so does David read these threads :confused:

[mcmenek1]

Did you have a good time last night? I spent mine, removing all the Marks and Spencers labels from my clothings. That will annoy the Lizards

Best regards, Smoky

Thats an interesting statement you've made there Smoky...... care to expand on that?......

Love
&
Peace

[lookfar]

Thats an interesting statement you've made there Smoky...... care to expand on that?......

Love
&
Peace

Hehe, that's not the only one honey, lol!!:rolleyes::D

[tinmenace]

A Letter to David!
Hi David! My Birthday is on the 24th of May, the same time as you are coming to London. .........I also believe that you are Jesus! ........ ce moi: Kosher Pork! Truly yours, Smoky
End of first message!

My Explanation for the confusion caused by above message: I am an absolute beginner and this was the first time I used this Internet site and forum.
For all who have read my previous above message in it's full contex!
I sincerely apologise to all people who I have confused with this message.
All I really wanted was posting a short message to David and ended up posting one in this (to me, strange and new) forum and I had no idea how I ever got into it..... This was the first time I actually had posted something. There was one guy who gave me a straight (and correct) reply which was: WTF is that? YOU! .... :o) and I took you of my list, sorry matey, you are back on now! Best regards, Smoky
PS.: Anybody has got any clues hoe to post a short message to David Icke, as I am told that he does not read this forum?
Best regards, Smoky ....


*Takes close look for pods in beer* :D

[zarah]

Many thanks for that! I was afraid of that. Have you got any idea how one can post or send an important messgae to David? I feel intuitive that it is important that we have contact, even if only once. I promise I would not bother him more than sending him one short message. If he does not send me a reply or a negative reply, I will not bother him anymore. Your help in this matter would be very much appreciated by myself, and I have reasons to believe also by David. Best regards, Smoky Kosher Pork

I have no clue. You could try asking one of the guys who upkeep the forum to pass a message on to him. Or hope that he reads this and gets in contact with you :o

[thetonic]

You see you cant buy this type of comedy...Only on ickey:rolleyes:

[tinmenace]

:rolleyes: