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oiram
14-12-2007, 11:40 AM
Let's get rid of some Stress!

2008 Make :D Love :D dont :D make :D Wars :D

At least that's what the manufacturer, a company called First Androids based in Neumarkt near the southern German city of Nürnberg, promises. Andy also comes with options, including a "blowjob system, with adjustable levels," a "tangible pulse," "rotating hip motion" and a "heating system with adjustable controls" to raise the body temperature.
http://mobile.spiegel.de/article.do;jsessionid=gG3lgP7JoKQ7y6xksuCssw**?id=/spon/article/522919

I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7058/865/320/andy289.jpg (http://robotgossip.blogspot.com/2005/04/robot-sex-dolls.html)

http://robotgossip.blogspot.com/2005/04/robot-sex-dolls.html
A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have 'hearts' that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls sold under the Andy brand name are on offer for £4,000 each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.
Ones they developed & come out with this Models nothing wrong with them!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/06/bsgrobots.jpg (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/robot-ethics-to-sex-or-not-to-sex-181843.php)
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/robot-ethics-to-sex-or-not-to-sex-181843.php

With robots becoming more and more sophisticated—Robodinho anyone?—scientists are working to come up with a code of ethics to be programmed into robots. This has shades of Asimov's Three Laws, and bigger science fiction nerds than I can clarify whether they were to be taken at face value or more of a lesson that absolute value systems are inherently flawed.

These scientists, like all scientists, are thinking about sex with these improved robots and how we'll be able to regulate said robosexuals. Euron ethics group member Henrik Christensen ponders the idea after
http://robotgossip.blogspot.com/2005/04/robot-sex-dolls.html

Sex, Dolls, Robots,
http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/sex-dolls-robots-love-and-marriage-0

Android's project
http://www.andydroid.com/loly0_eng.htm

http://kafee.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dolls2.jpghttp://kafee.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dolls5.jpg (http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/sex-dolls-robots-love-and-marriage-0)
Android's project for erotic games
http://www.andydroid.com/linny01_eng.htm

Should you find any new models add the links in this Post!:D

blue
14-12-2007, 11:51 AM
did you grow up playing with these?

oiram
14-12-2007, 12:00 PM
did you grow up playing with these?
Not yet! But whats would be wrong with a quite one? and replaceable parts!:D

But don't forget about the Ten Commandments! Don't take & use the Doll of you neighbour!

hagbard_celine
14-12-2007, 11:10 PM
This is what Arthur C Clarke called "dildonics", the development of high-tech sex-aids. There are a record number of single people around at the moment so I'm not surprised these have come along.

I rather like the lady in blue! ;)How often would I have to change her batteries!:D

armoured_amazon
15-12-2007, 02:23 AM
did you grow up playing with these?

*chuckles*

blue
15-12-2007, 02:03 PM
I rather like the lady in blue! ;)How often would I have to change her batteries!:D
lmfao

oiram
15-12-2007, 04:31 PM
This is what Arthur C Clarke called "dildonics", the development of high-tech sex-aids. There are a record number of single people around at the moment so I'm not surprised these have come along.
I rather like the lady in blue! ;)How often would I have to change her batteries!:D

There are a record number of single people around: You not wrong; how could we end-up this way is it are fold or because women like to work until 60?

I like people which still have a good sense of humor!:D
About the batteries capacity I am not sure but with all the new technology around, maybe we able to connect them to a solar panel and for night operation a couple 12 Volt batteries should work till morning! This way we would not even contribute to Global Warming!

catfood
15-12-2007, 10:44 PM
Just a thought but how do you clean them out?
I got a mental image of sum one with a bucket of warm soapy water and a toilet brush.
:D

tinmenace
15-12-2007, 11:21 PM
He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

Um, yeah, maybe some life-like eyes? Or do they come standard with a paperbag? :eek:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7058/865/320/andy289.jpg

:D

tinmenace
15-12-2007, 11:22 PM
Just a thought but how do you clean them out?
I got a mental image of sum one with a bucket of warm soapy water and a toilet brush.
:D

LMFAO! :p

lenejento
16-12-2007, 12:21 AM
Yes finally, these dolls will get the creeps to stay away from us! :D

tinmenace
16-12-2007, 12:33 AM
Yes finally, these dolls will get the creeps to stay away from us! :D
:D

blue
17-12-2007, 09:40 AM
Um, yeah, maybe some life-like eyes? Or do they come standard with a paperbag? :eek:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7058/865/320/andy289.jpg

:D

andy looks like a hermaphrodite :rolleyes:

tinmenace
17-12-2007, 01:24 PM
andy looks like a hermaphrodite :rolleyes:

Something for everyone then? :D

davidbarstis
18-12-2007, 01:18 AM
They better not nag like mine does. And they better give it up more than once every six to seven weeks like mine.

tinmenace
18-12-2007, 01:28 AM
They better not nag like mine does. And they better give it up more than once every six to seven weeks like mine.

:eek::D

adimon
18-12-2007, 01:29 AM
They better not nag like mine does. And they better give it up more than once every six to seven weeks like mine.

LOL :D Oh dear DB! :)

davidbarstis
18-12-2007, 01:41 AM
Nah, I love her. She's nice. Oh did I mention I hope their asses stay firm? I'm joking, seriously.

davidbarstis
18-12-2007, 01:57 AM
OK, let me clear the air. I love my girlfriend. Yes, sometimes she makes absolutely no sense, walks into walls, and sex has become very boring. To tell you the truth, I'm the one now who refuses her sex. She used to be the one never in the mood, but now it's me. But hey, sex is overrated right? I love her. I don't fool around with other women either. How do you tell someone new you believe reptilians run the planet? I just can't be bothered. My girlfriend excepts me. I'm only 32 and I bodybuild, so the offers are there. Guess I'm just too tired. Looks like my days of shagging is over. Time to retire the penis and concentrate on freeing humanity. Isn't that whats important? Well, I'm glad you all took time to listen. It's good to see you tinmenace.

Sorry I went off the subject a little.

blue
18-12-2007, 09:30 AM
Something for everyone then? :D

HAHAH NOWAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

tinmenace
18-12-2007, 01:06 PM
OK, let me clear the air. I love my girlfriend. Yes, sometimes she makes absolutely no sense, walks into walls, and sex has become very boring. To tell you the truth, I'm the one now who refuses her sex. She used to be the one never in the mood, but now it's me. But hey, sex is overrated right? I love her. I don't fool around with other women either. How do you tell someone new you believe reptilians run the planet? I just can't be bothered. My girlfriend excepts me. I'm only 32 and I bodybuild, so the offers are there. Guess I'm just too tired. Looks like my days of shagging is over. Time to retire the penis and concentrate on freeing humanity. Isn't that whats important? Well, I'm glad you all took time to listen. It's good to see you tinmenace.

Sorry I went off the subject a little.

That just cracked me up!....http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8351/rotflmaoke0.gif

"How do you tell someone new you believe reptilians run the planet?" http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9717/cryingwithlaughterub0.gif

True and funny, but not really a laughing matter!

Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh! http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6962/thumbs20upoe4.gif

limelady
18-12-2007, 11:31 PM
OK, let me clear the air. I love my girlfriend. Yes, sometimes she makes absolutely no sense, walks into walls, and sex has become very boring. To tell you the truth, I'm the one now who refuses her sex. She used to be the one never in the mood, but now it's me. But hey, sex is overrated right? I love her. I don't fool around with other women either. How do you tell someone new you believe reptilians run the planet? I just can't be bothered. My girlfriend excepts me. I'm only 32 and I bodybuild, so the offers are there. Guess I'm just too tired. Looks like my days of shagging is over. Time to retire the penis and concentrate on freeing humanity. Isn't that whats important? Well, I'm glad you all took time to listen. It's good to see you tinmenace.

Sorry I went off the subject a little.

Whoever said "two heads" are better than one? Well whatever, it seems you're starting to think with the one on your shoulders Lol!!!:p

Good for you DB!!! :D

on the road
19-12-2007, 02:04 AM
cracking post this lol

back to cleaning it , how about the car wash?

just throw it in the boot ,drive down to the car wash ,open boot ,bend her over the boot ,get the old high pressure lance out and blast it.


job done :)

de_shit
19-12-2007, 04:45 AM
This invention is only made to awaken more of the reptilian brain that is geared towards sex and domination. Good work scientists. Keep making pills that prolong erections and end baldness instead of spending your time on getting rid of the reptilians.

There are also some materials in the plastic of sex toys that is toxic. I forget what it is called but I'm sure you can look it up if you want. It might be in this site somewhere.

asentinel
19-12-2007, 12:16 PM
The "almost unibrow" is of a little concern, seems to have neanderthal heritage?

Anyone see AI? The "lover" clone?

These guys must get very lonely on long nights in the lab?

Yep it is to feed the addiction requirements, and further discourage real interaction and bonding with real flesh and blood, and spirit. They are equating human relations with a toilet break! I wonder if they would recommend it as more healthy than a cigarette break? An alternate coffee break? There go the unisex bathrooms at work!!

How are they going to generate Kundalini energy, to make it better than the real thang?

Sad fuckers!

I guess he means, better than the real thing, is actually NOT THE REAL THING!

You will find that condoms are also lubricated with unhealthy chems.

Dream on, no voice box required! Only one position required, "open for business"! What to do with the empty brain cavity? A mind fuck also? Or to keep your lunch in, neatly concealed?

Pity, all has become commodified. We are service providers or consumers of product.

kblood
19-12-2007, 01:44 PM
If these but are to be more usefull than creepy, it has to be able to clean my apartment. Then I might consider it. Currently I do not see an artificial one any competition to the real deal or other alternatives, like not having sex.

Imagine having to get the toolset out because your love machine broke down on you :D You seem to need some more oiling dear, let me change those batteries for you, my duracel bunny.

lenejento
19-12-2007, 02:28 PM
I know a guy that would love to have one of these, and a few girls that would love him to have it too :D

lottie
19-12-2007, 02:41 PM
Im a bit weirded out by these dolls- i watched a programme about them a while ago and the chaps who own them etc but then again these chaps were so lonely, i really felt for them, they had very poor social skills and in that respect i dont see the harm in them, each to their own.....if it makes their lives happier then why the hell not?! :)

lenejento
19-12-2007, 02:44 PM
Im a bit weirded out by these dolls- i watched a programme about them a while ago and the chaps who own them etc but then again these chaps were so lonely, i really felt for them, they had very poor social skills and in that respect i dont see the harm in them, each to their own.....if it makes their lives happier then why the hell not?! :)


I can't really figure out the way some guys look at women. I'm sure most guys are really goodhearted, and if they could only relax and be their goodhearted selves they'd get laid, and probably with someone that loves them too.

misscpb
20-12-2007, 05:08 AM
Oh I would just love a male robot.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o99/misscpb/robot-male1.jpg

hagbard_celine
20-12-2007, 03:21 PM
Similar fake sexual partners are already available for horses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSSOBh5AWqw&feature=related

(I feel a bit inadequate all of a sudden!:o)

If you use one of these dolls, guys, make sure there's no device inside for collecting human semen. It's best to be sure that the manufacturers are not involved in some kind of genetic experiment.

pumma
22-12-2007, 06:35 PM
I can see this quite clearly ... "ah crap the batteries went out" ... :p

free_soul
27-01-2008, 03:28 AM
no thanks i would prefer my gal ova some machine

what are they thiking there is no love in that :S

however the one in blck (next to the one in blue) fucking hell!!!! might try one if there ever afordable ;);):P:P

hagbard_celine
27-01-2008, 01:03 PM
no thanks i would prefer my gal ova some machine



If you've got a gal then that's good, but not everybody has.

I don't see what all the controversy is over this technology. Similar sexual substitutes have been available for women for decades. They're even advertized in underwear catalogues! Why shouldn't similar machines be developed for us lads?;)

angelicangel
27-01-2008, 03:35 PM
If you've got a gal then that's good, but not everybody has.

I don't see what all the controversy is over this technology. Similar sexual substitutes have been available for women for decades. They're even advertized in underwear catalogues! Why shouldn't similar machines be developed for us lads?;)
HC, surely you have heard of the parties going around with all that kind of things for sale. Not that I use anything myself, I've got my hubby. But if the feelings take you that way, why not. As long as they are used in the privacy of your own house, bathroom why not. What as always made me think, how do you wash those things. Do you hang them on the line, one for everyday of the week.:p

hagbard_celine
29-01-2008, 12:29 PM
HC, surely you have heard of the parties going around with all that kind of things for sale. Not that I use anything myself, I've got my hubby. But if the feelings take you that way, why not. As long as they are used in the privacy of your own house, bathroom why not. What as always made me think, how do you wash those things. Do you hang them on the line, one for everyday of the week.:p


If one were to use them that often!:eek::D

Seriously, I imagine hygine could be a problem there. After a while it might get to the point when the state of the device itself could be a bit of a turn-off! Maybe that's how the manufacturers make sure their customers keep coming back to buy new ones!:D

angelicangel
29-01-2008, 04:01 PM
If one were to use them that often!:eek::D

Seriously, I imagine hygine could be a problem there. After a while it might get to the point when the state of the device itself could be a bit of a turn-off! Maybe that's how the manufacturers make sure their customers keep coming back to buy new ones!:D
As long as you don't give them a love bite:rolleyes:

free_soul
29-01-2008, 08:28 PM
If you've got a gal then that's good, but not everybody has.

I don't see what all the controversy is over this technology. Similar sexual substitutes have been available for women for decades. They're even advertized in underwear catalogues! Why shouldn't similar machines be developed for us lads?;)

oh i agree im not against one as i would definatly use one ( it wouldnt be classed as cheating would it? lmao)
all im thinking is to get some pasion in them which will be developed after some years then isnt the whole ai thing on the horizen and i dont think i am ready for that!

David icke once said that they ease u into thing, if they ought out ai just like that then it would be hated. But over the years through media and devises like this even voice recognition uses a degree of ai now ps3 uses ai so robots and war machines are just over the horizon.
What happens when something with a certain level of intelegence relises its a slave??? It escapes right back to the biblicle times it always happens :(

great idea though would defo visit one or 3 :P

catfood
04-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Found this. I feel sorry for the people who end up so isolated from the opposite sex that thay feel the need need to try and compensate, others just want a really posh wank
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848&hl=en-GB



ps. I wasn’t looking for this sort of thing just notist it on this site.
http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/

crowd control
05-02-2008, 01:49 AM
Am I the only one who's thinking "felch" when it come to the cleaning issue :D

@Hagbard They need to improve the collection method with that horse dude, gushing everywhere lol

Seriously tho, fake, disconnection, isolation machines...But if it stop one single, frustrated man, climbing a bell tower with a sniper rifle...

hagbard_celine
08-02-2008, 12:00 PM
Found this. I feel sorry for the people who end up so isolated from the opposite sex that thay feel the need need to try and compensate, others just want a really posh wank
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848&hl=en-GB



ps. I wasn’t looking for this sort of thing just notist it on this site.
http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/

I don't see how a piece of plastic can provide you with love and companionship. It's an interesting and sophisticated way of easing sexual frustration that all.

The opening lines of the film are observant. It seems like it's actually getting more difficult to find a partner. Sex is becoming a more and more exclusive activity, the domain of the physical and social elite. Perhaps this is because of RealityTV and conformist media in general promoting prearranged models of physical and social perfection: skinny women, six-pack men, wealth and fast cars etc. The majority who don't meet these criteria are having their self-esteem battered more and more.

hagbard_celine
11-02-2008, 03:43 PM
I've only watched the first ten minutes of the Guys and Dolls movie. It rather disturbs me!:eek: Is this what sexual conformism is turning us into? I'll watch the rest later.

strider
11-02-2008, 07:43 PM
I remember watching 'guys and dolls' a while back, I'm sure someone posted it on here.. After I nearly pissed myself laughing, I actually felt for these guys..

But seriously, could you keep a straight face knowing full well you were humping some plastic cyber whore?

hagbard_celine
13-02-2008, 03:28 PM
I remember watching 'guys and dolls' a while back, I'm sure someone posted it on here.. After I nearly pissed myself laughing, I actually felt for these guys..

But seriously, could you keep a straight face knowing full well you were humping some plastic cyber whore?

It would be funny I suppose.:o But it would OK so long as you kept it in perspective. They're just sex toys, like the vibrators and dildoes that have been available for women for ages. These guys have begun to see them as real people; that's very creepy!

deliciously_fresh
13-02-2008, 10:51 PM
It would be funny I suppose.:o But it would OK so long as you kept it in perspective. They're just sex toys, like the vibrators and dildoes that have been available for women for ages. These guys have begun to see them as real people; that's very creepy!

It's very easy for this to happen.

They can't talk back, they're ready at all times and you can dabble with other dolls as you please with no relationship consequences. :D Not like most of us human women. :rolleyes:

I watched the guys and dolls documentary, and a few of the participants had developed emotional bonds with their plastic non-human cum-buckets. It's quite sad really. :(