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lextorite
22-06-2010, 11:46 PM
http://dmgd.org/

Diminutive male genitalia disorder (DMGD) has, until this month, been considered only a theory in the scientific world, but now the long-suspected link between hunting and unusually small penis size has been established as scientific fact by the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization (DMGDRO). The DMGDRO has conducted an extensive two-year study on men with diminutive male genitalia disorder.

Lead by Mike Streams and Brian Upchurch, who began their collaboration on human sexuality research while undergraduate students at Johns Hopkins University, DMGDRO is a team of New Orleans, Louisiana-based scientists interested in the study of male sexual disorders and dysfunction. Having identified the genetic disorder linking small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive pleasurable sensations from killing in a controlled environment without fear of personal harm (as differentiated from war or fighting back in an attack by a human being), also known as “controlled victim” aggression manifestation, Streams and Upchurch believe that there may be ways to combat men's feelings of inadequacy and curb some of the destructive behaviors that such men engage in as coping mechanisms.

“It's really quite interesting,” Dr. Streams says. “Like much folklore, it appears that, certainly in this case, there is a foundation in fact. This is the first time that research has been conducted on men who hunt, and it shows quite definitively that the link between what we are calling ‘the thrill of the kill' and a smaller-than-average penis is statistically significant."

Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls “staggering results.” The subjects ranged from having a slight abnormality in penis size to a “pubis innyus” or inverted male pubic region. As data were gathered, the numbers revealed a discrepancy so great that it seemed to suggest a genetic mutation. By tracing what has been identified as the “DMGD gene,” an abnormality was discovered on the 21 st chromosome. Further investigation proved that this abnormality is consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small reproductive organs and “controlled victim” aggression manifestation. Drs. Streams and Upchurch and their colleagues theorize that an extreme case of DMGD may have been to blame in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wisconsin, incident in which a hunter went on a rampage, shooting at a group of other hunters and killing six of them.

Reaction from participants has been positive, and subjects described the results as liberating and a relief to finally be able to label their problem as a legitimate medical disorder.

Dr. Upchurch reports, “The first step in the treatment of a disorder is to understand its origins. We are pleased to have crossed that important threshold.”

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rosix
23-06-2010, 01:23 AM
such worthwhile research, let's keep finding more reasons to treat below average penis size as some sort of disability, heaven forbid a man hold it against a woman to have an above-average sized clitoris for example, I'm sure that'll prove to have ties to "BPMSCD" or bitchy PMSing cunt disorder.

ladygoogoo
23-06-2010, 01:30 AM
R U tellin' me that "pubis innyus" is a scientific technical term?
That sentence led me to believe it could sound like a hoax report to me.
:Like the April Fool joke about the man who invented a vacuum cleaner
with the power of a tornado that tore thru his roof when he turned it on.
Hm.

hrp57
23-06-2010, 03:03 AM
Initial tests conducted on mice and rabbits proved inconclusive, but subsequent human test subjects showed what Dr. Upchurch calls “staggering results.”
I'm still laughing at this after 5 minutes. I did not know that they made rifles that small!

verndewd
23-06-2010, 04:50 AM
:rolleyes:

godgoo
23-06-2010, 04:52 AM
This could explain why I despise hunting. But I also like the idea of catching your own food. What about fishing?

hadabusa
23-06-2010, 04:54 AM
so, ladies with loosened vaginas can hunt&get tighter again?

dude, small penis is never issue aslong you got fists:eek:

magenta_moonshadow
23-06-2010, 04:56 AM
What about fishing?

Just as true, but it works to their advantage - they dangle their cocks in the water and the fish think it's juicy worms...;)

verndewd
23-06-2010, 05:11 AM
Is it that hard to see this is cass sunsteins work for cointel pro to push gmo veggies and get rid of meat all together?

This is obviously bogus, most hunters wouldnt engage in such a study.

turningback1605
23-06-2010, 05:14 AM
Too bad they didn't study me. It would prove their conclusion false.

hadabusa
23-06-2010, 05:20 AM
Is it that hard to see this is cass sunsteins work for cointel pro to push gmo veggies and get rid of meat all together?

This is obviously bogus, most hunters wouldnt engage in such a study.

no its not hard2see.

op also supports seashepards.....

using animals for propaganda is very pathetic.im super allergic of such ppl.

ozpixie
23-06-2010, 05:24 AM
Too bad they didn't study me. It would prove their conclusion false.

Didn't study my hubby either. What a waste of money.

stickwhistler
23-06-2010, 06:02 AM
What about fishing?

She was only the fish mongers daughter,
but she showed him the plaice,
and told him to fillet! :D

beldazar
23-06-2010, 06:11 AM
OP a vegan, lol

xeon
23-06-2010, 07:49 AM
That site seems like a joke site to me.

But thanks for the laugh :D

jimmi
23-06-2010, 08:12 AM
Lex, ;)

:D

interesting show
23-06-2010, 08:28 AM
When you see a picture like this:
http://dmgd.org/images/dmrdgene.gif

...you know they're taking the piss:D

fairyelfdog
23-06-2010, 11:32 AM
LOL, well I think it's a joke but you can never be certain. There is a phone number on the site. It's: 504-213-0938 Does anyone dare to call it?

oioioi
23-06-2010, 01:49 PM
dude, small penis is never issue aslong you got fists:eek:

He said 'fishing'.

:p

thedefender
23-06-2010, 01:57 PM
How much money was invested for this research?

Geez...the amount of shit they and garbage they study is amazing.

richardp
23-06-2010, 02:10 PM
Surely this research can't be true. I'm hung like a super-sized Bierwurst and I've been hunting Nazis for years.