General Z - Our last bit of film of Osama, before the 2004
election, worked wonders for the president. I want to congratulate everyone for
that.
General X - What are our aims for this new tape?
Colonel Y -
Number one: we want to damage these Hamas people. So we try to make a link
between Osama and Hamas.
Number two: we want to make it clear that Israel
is on our side. We get Osama to rant against 'Zionist Crusaders'. That links
Christians and Zionists. Christians are to see Zionists as their
buddies.
Number three: our Danish cartoon operation worked well. So we
get Osama to stir up the issue once more. We emphasise the link between Moslems
and intolerance.
Number four: the president is thinking increasingly
about the oil in Africa. The Darfur issue has made Moslem Sudan look less than
perfect. So we get Osama to support the Sudan.
Number five: the
president's poll numbers keep on sinking. Osama will mention Iraq. That makes
the Iraq business look like a fight against Osama.
General Z - Are we
still using the same bod to play the part of Osama. He doesn't look quite right
to me.
Colonel Y - We're working on it. We'll make the tape quite
fuzzy.
