Have you heard the one about the man whose lies have cost the lives of millions of Muslims in the Middle East, a man who has always sided with Israel, who was named Middle East 'peace' envoy?
It's so ridiculous, it would never happen, would it?
'Tony Blair is to become a Middle East envoy working on behalf of the US, Russia, the UN and the EU.
The announcement came just hours after he stood down as UK prime minister and shortly before it was announced he was to quit as a member of parliament.
Mr Blair said a "solution" to the problems in the Middle East was possible but that this would require "huge intensity and work". '