'Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged "Al-Qaeda mastermind,"
has confessed to direct involvement in a myriad of terrorist
attacks and assassination plots around the world, including
9/11 "from A to Z," but some are likely to be
disappointed that after 5 years of torture he stopped
short of accepting responsibility for killing Kennedy,
creating AIDS and being the real Santa Claus.
The Pentagon's press release was subject to editing on
behalf of the U.S. Defense Department to remove any sensitive
material that Khalid might have unwittingly revealed between
his water boarding sessions, but I'm sure we can trust
this same gaggle of criminals that lectured us on WMD
and "accidentally" misplaced over 2 trillion
dollars.'
