1600
Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC
20520
EDUCATION AND
EXPERIENCE:
LAW
ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport,
Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid
a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record has been "lost" and is not
available.
MILITARY
-- I joined the Texas Air National
Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about
my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE
-I graduated from Yale University
with a low C average.
-I was a
cheerleader.
PAST WORK
EXPERIENCE
--I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
--I began my career in
the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but
couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold
all my stock.
--I bought the Texas Rangers
baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
--With the help of my
father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was
elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR
OF TEXAS
--I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
--During my tenure,
Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
America.
--I cut taxes and
bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
--I set the record for
the most executions by any governor in American history.
--With the help of my
brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS
PRESIDENT
--I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.
I
-- invaded and
occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per
week.
--I spent the U.S.
surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record
for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
--I set an economic
record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
--I set the all-time
record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
--I set the all-time
record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock market.
--In my first year in
office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every
month.
--I'm proud that the
members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
"poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after
her.
--I set the record for
most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S.
and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
--My largest lifetime
campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
--My political party
used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
--I have protected my
friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More
time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been
spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
--I presided over the
biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
--I presided over the
highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S. policy to allow
convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
--I appointed more
convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
--I created the
Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
United States government.
--I've broken more international
treaties than any President in U.S. history.
--I am the first
President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the
Human Rights Commission.
--I withdrew the U.S.
from the World Court of Law.
--I refused to allow
inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
to abide by the Geneva Convention.
--I am the first
President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the
2002 U.S. election).
--I set the record for
fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of
television.
--I set the all-time
record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period.
--After taking off the
entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.
history.
-- I garnered the most
sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year
later made the U.S.the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of
diplomacy in world history.
--I have set the all-time record for
most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million
people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of
mankind.
--I am the first President in U.S. history to order
an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world
community.
--I have cut health
care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active
duty troops and their families-in-wartime.
--In my State of the
Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the
lies on our British friends.
--I am the first
President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as
the biggest threat to world peace and security.
--I am supporting
development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
--I have so far failed
to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to
justice.
RECORDS AND
REFERENCES
--All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public
view.
--All records of SEC
investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
--All records or
minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.
--I am a member of the
Republican Party.
PLEASE CONSIDER
MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MID-TERM
ELECTIONS.
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