'All over the world, carbon footprint madness has reached epidemic proportions. The green people (greenies) everywhere have lost their way, along with their minds and common sense. I haven’t been able to pin down precisely who started all this carbon fear-mongering nonsense, but it has escalated way out of control. Many people even promote it incessantly without realizing what they are swearing allegiance to. Even though 32,000 scientists recently signed a proclamation that global warming is nonsense, and the US Army admitted the problem is coming from the Sun itself.'
