A 'credible' mainstream newspaper (heh, heh) says that David Icke 'fled' Britain for America nearly 20 years ago (er, news to me unless the Isle of Wight has been invaded by America - I did hear a bang earlier)

Anyone still think the Sunday Express is a place to get your information? My god, did anyone ever think that?

They did? Shit.

Apparently ...

* I 'quit' and 'fled' Britain amid public humiliation and went to live in America when, in fact, I have always lived in England and still do. 

* I admitted astonishment that a hip hop song including my words has been named the number one hit in Hollywood’s underground clubs. How can I say I was astonished at something I didn't even know about?  

* I am a 'New Ager' ... no, please, no more, it hurts ...

And no, I am not making money from the song - I am just glad to see the information getting out to a gathering audience. The more the better, I say.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT? DAVID ICKE IS NOW A DANCE STAR

(That's the funniest line of all - you should see my legs. No, actually, you shouldn't)

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